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With all the recent key lime pie talk going on in here lately, my wife asked a fantastic question over the weekend: why don't you ever see an orange creamsicle pie? She's currently in da lab working on a recipe for 4th of July. Orange creamsicle pie on a graham cracker crust sounds like it has...

I can at least go outside for a little on those 95-100 degree days, especially if I'm out by the pool or something. But you got me ****** up if you think I'm voluntarily going outside on those single digit/below zero days in the dead of winter. Out of the question.

My tolerance for heat has definitely gone down as I've gotten older, but I'm still taking peak summer over peak winter 100 times out of 100. I'm cool with an 85 degree, low humidity beach day

Lord knows I'll get this tuck right the next time. Everything else perfect

Our prayers are working, NT. @FlightNikes ' luck is headed in the right direction and the racial tensions are beginning to melt away. GOD IS AMAZING

Rich is loud, wealth is quiet. That's why you'll see me out in these streets like this

Ninja was kinda right about TAN.

That is deeply personal and I am a deeply private person. I will not be fielding any questions at this time.

Pizza is different because it's just the one box, but the general argument that's made for why you should tip on take-out orders is that it's more work for the employees to package the order. Not saying whether I agree or disagree, but that's the argument.

I like the AAA Auto Club app because it shows all the gas prices near me. Cheapest is $3.89/gal, but average is around $4.19

That is neither banana pudding nor bread pudding. That is a buttered roll if I've ever seen one.

My colleague at work told me she hates key lime pie. She also told me that Kid Rock was one of the best concerts she's ever been to, so do what you will with that.

Agreed. I'd love to see zero tolerance policies for road rage and egregious instances of reckless driving. Sensible drivers shouldn't have to share the road with people that go out of their way to put other drivers in danger.

NGL Wegman's key lime pie is ELITE. Was shook the first time I had it. 10/10