Recent content by ownsaboat

One kid got sick in the dorms, who knows how many he infected. The infected are among us!

Just Curious. Every time he speaks, all my fellow Asians Agree. Ben Baller (uber-cool asian) may not opine

subtle xbox360 trolling

Hmmm... good point. She texted me today, I didn't plan on responding so as to not lead her on unnecessarily but you're making me want tostay in touch.

Whoa a lot of you got it all wrong. I'm not looking for an alcoholic, but it looks weird when a person doesn't drink. Drinking too much is bad, but notdrinking at all is just as bad, you want a girl that knows how to drink. You know, have fun but stay classy. Knows how to get a buzz and remain...

You're okay walking around with dry poop all over your $@@? Nasty.

As soon as I found out she didn't drink it was over. I was polite and waited until she finished dinner, but before she did she also revealed that she'svery religious. She goes to church EVERY SINGLE SUNDAY. W.T.F. I got the check and drover her %## straight home. What are your deal breakers?

Very impressive, you are a clean and upstanding young citizen.

Why would you doubt this?

Careful, that's how you get hemorrhoids

Ideally you would have already trained your bowels to release your poop at appropriate times. If you're over 25 you should already poop on a regularschedule. I do it every morning before I start my day. No better way to start it than to secrete an epic log, view it, shower and walk around town...