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Alright , I'm off to bed . I'll update tomorrow to tell you guys what happened , and if any lulz were had . Peace .

I have a fetish for nerdy chicks . It's the persona they have , you'd think they're quiet dorks but behind close doors they're freaks .

He has some Asian in him because of his grandmother from his Mom's side . Dude's not bad looking at all , he just needs to gain some weight .

I know this crazy latina from around my way who would be willing to do anything , but he'll probably +*!! his pants when he see's her . Maybe i should see if she wants to chill and take her to his house without him knowing ..

It's a good thing that he's comfortable with his size , i thought that was what this was all about in the first place . But yeah , I'll see what he does tomorrow . My main goal is to get the dude outside , go chill at the park , he needs fresh air .

All he has to do is ask the lady what her favorite meal is and order it , from then he should make up some story about a nasty meal he had just to see if she'll laugh . Well , at least that's the way my Dad taught me . I told him it's not that difficult but he thinks I'm lying .

That's the thing , he never had much friends in high school . He only hung out with the chess clubs that goes traveling around the boroughs to different schools so that they could compete . Not the type of guys i would hit up if i wanted to go looking for the yambs . He wears glasses and in my...

I'm going to hang out with all day tomorrow and I'll try my best to convince him to go outside to eat at a restaurant , hopefully he'll talk to the cashier if it's a girl .

not trolling , and i didn't say he put an iron on his face . I said the mark on his face looked as if he placed a iron on it .

Not sure what does race has to do with this , but yeah we're White , Italian just to be more specific .

I would hook him up with Dominican girl i know from my old school who's down for anything that has to do with drinking or smoking but he does neither nor he wants too . Besides, i think he would be too nervous to even speak to a bad latina .

Dude .. I'm nervous , one of my family members is considering killing themselves . Bad enough he had me running out in the middle of the night .

My cousin is the type that stays home all day playing games , fapping to porn 24/7 , and stalking girls online . About two hours ago he called me ranting about some girl on tumblr who reblogs some guy who he assumes she likes, i told him to get life then hung up .Few minutes later he calls back...

Complimenting a girl is one thing , but to go out and spam half of the comment space with things like -Dammmmmmmmmm gurll , u maddd beautiful doe -u look mad beautiful dis mroning , inbox ?? -Sum1 must've tooken u out the oven early because ur cake is bubbled real talk (^ yeah i actually...

Thanks . Go out and chill then .

Yeah , that's it . Thanks

Does anyone remember that animated Disney film where the guy gets mistreated because he's disfigured and looks different from all the other people in his village ? If i can recall , he wore a green shirt which was torn later in the film . Thanks !

What borough are you from ?

What type of girls are out there ?

Kate Upton .