I be thinking I’m killing **** then I come into this thread and MFs is rocking 1 of 5 Egyptian Leopard Musk that you can only get on a 2 year waitlist.
I’m going to go straight Tinfoil, preemptive pause tho:
Ohtani and the translator were lovers on the low. The wife is the beard. Ohtani trusted the translator with his account info. Dude was wildin’ out gambling and other ****. Ohtani made him take the fall, hoping it’s enough to keep his...
The Reuben sandwich from Stacked, Forest Hills, Queens. Pricey but massive, pause. Pastrami, corned beef, lettuce, tomato, mustard, Russian Dressing. It also has onions and pickles but I didn’t want that.
Ohtani has too much Plot Armor. MLB isn’t getting rid of the Golden Goose that easily. ESPN would snap in half if they can’t d***ride Ohtani all season.
It’s just one game. Don’t get wrong, I’m not rooting for Yams, especially since he used the Mets to boost his price, but one game doesn’t say anything. He could go in a bad streak to start and still turn it around.