For the guy who wants to be a pilot, .0000001% chance. I'm dead serious.
I recently enlisted.
-99 on ASVAB; 119 on DLAB
-Army 35P- Cryptologic Linguist (requires TS/SCI clearance which is huge for after-service job prospects)
-$15k bonus for 5-year commitment
-Going in as an E-4
-Going to...