⚽️THE FOOTY THREAD: Leicester v City, Lyon v Brest, Troyes v PSG, Sandhausen v Leipzig, Wiesbaden v BVB

[Bantz Lord T]

City are “crunching’ numbers ladies and gentlemen.

 

[vtotheinay]

 

[Coupé It]

That’s exactly how I imagine it going........a team of like 100 accountants on calculators crunching numbers......another team of 100 lawyers trying to see what they can get away with....

With Pep yelling at the top of his lungs like in All or Nothing - “EVERYBODY SIT DOWN!! SIT DOWN, SHUT UP DONT SPEAK. DIS IS WHA WE HAV TO DO HERE ERREBODY”

 

[vtotheinay]

City are “crunching’ numbers ladies and gentlemen.

As soon as I heard crunch the numbers I thought of how much they're gonna bribe UEFA and this scene from the office

 

[vtotheinay]

That’s exactly how I imagine it going........a team of like 100 accountants on calculators crunching numbers......another team of 100 lawyers trying to see what they can get away with..

But did you see the bribe near the end of the gif? That's city slipping the blank check to CAS before the verdict

 

[Verde Shuttles]

When Pep starts Messi at LB vs Atleti in the quarterfinals>>>>>

 

[fluid hips]

United needs a Kimpembe not a Sancho

 

[Coupé It]

 

[fluid hips]

BREAKING NEWS: Dinho is out of prison

Yezzir

 

[mastamind89]

 

[Nike Jordan]

City are “crunching" numbers ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Coupé It]

This just looks weird



Tough fit tho Cris

 

[8pm at msg]

Chelsea signing everyone outta nowhere...

First Thiago Silva, who is up there in years but still beyond capable as a player and now Malang Sarr? We have 7 CBs at the moment and I know Tomori is going to be sent out on loan. Mbuyamba is another probably getting loaned out straight away. Ampadu wanted to fight for his spot but they'll probably convince him to go out on loan again.

 

[rolaholic]

Romano is officially Footy Woj

Man levelled all the way up from GDM and left him in the dust

Millennial Italian Woj, got the best contacts/sources in the ITK game

 

[El Argentino]

Checking in for the new season.

¡HALA MADRID!

In the EPL I've finally determined I support Chelski, mainly because of the presence of Pulisic. Been just entertained by the league for a number of seasons, but I've finally settled down. This year should be exciting though.

I am Anti-Ney and Anti-culés.

 

[sonoftony]

Whoa! Not falling for this one

 

[rolaholic]

Whoa! Not falling for this one

Haggling over BVB's 120m price for Sancho yet offering up 200m for Fati who just extended his deal a few months ago....

Yea right

 

[vtotheinay]

Checking in for the new season.

¡HALA MADRID!

In the EPL I've finally determined I support Chelski, mainly because of the presence of Pulisic. Been just entertained by the league for a number of seasons, but I've finally settled down. This year should be exciting though.

I am Anti-Ney and Anti-culés.

chelsea?? I thought you were better than that

 

[Coupé It]

Yea guys where is Jadon Sancho btw? I thought this was a done deal months ago rolaholic LA Diggler ? Y’all were guaranteeing this thing, doubling down....

It’s going to be a shame if I can’t trust you guys anymore

 

[vtotheinay]

Yea guys where is Jadon Sancho btw? I thought this was a done deal months ago rolaholic LA Diggler ? Y’all were guaranteeing this thing.

It’s going to be a shame if I can’t trust you guys anymore

He chose to stay in the best league in the world. Didn't want to get kicked all season by a buncha farmers right before the euros.

Sidenote: Dortmund is gonna be nice next year. Reyna, Sancho, Bellingham, Haaland

 

[vtotheinay]

Last week in a friendly

 

[rolaholic]

Yea guys where is Jadon Sancho btw? I thought this was a done deal months ago rolaholic LA Diggler ? Y’all were guaranteeing this thing, doubling down....

It’s going to be a shame if I can’t trust you guys anymore

Was only commenting on what was being reported and it sounded close, don't shoot the messengers

Been dead quiet in the media though on that front the last 2 weeks which means it's either dead or they're still working on something behind the scenes...

Already been reported that the main obstacle right now since personal terms are already a go is the payment structure, BVB apparently want most of the 120m up front while the club wants it spread out in installments so they can sign other players this window (like every club does)

The fact that United haven't credibly been linked to anyone else gives me some hope it'll happen but gonna have to postpone that preorder for a bit

 

[tsamshox]

Umtiti, Cavani, and Graelish to ManU if Sancho falls through?

 

[rolaholic]

Love Umtiti but would much prefer going for the other emerging young French CB's than him given how beat up he's been since Russia.

Still think he'd offer improvement there but not sure for how long if he can't stay healthy, already got enough injury prone defenders in the squad as is.

Good on Grealish unless Villa come off their asking price a bit, they're smoking sherm if they think they'll get 80m

Thought Cavani to Benfica was a done deal but apparently they can't afford his wages, wouldn't say no at all to him on a free. Always thought his game and frame was built well for the Prem. Wanted it to happen under LVG and a few years later, I wouldn't say no to adding him to the squad for a season or 2 if he's set on sticking around in Europe before heading off to Inter Miami.

Would definitely offer a more dangerous option than Ighalo

 

[Verde Shuttles]

For years I been trying to find a more humble secondary team to root for, to appease my need for cynicism, nothing has clicked.