115 YRS OLD !!!!! New World Record...Would u wanna live that long..??

[swerv1n]

A lady in another country turned 115 setting a new world record and is the oldest human being on the planet. Would u want to live that long...???
I'm good with living till about 95 at the most.

 

[misskickback]

why not?

people in the bible lived to be over 900

Imagine all of the things shes seen and lived through.

 

[danikerhino]

As long as I'm still healthy, I don't care how long I live, but I prefer at least 80.

 

[club29]

Seeing threads like these make me think about what the norm age would be in say 300-500 years?

With medical advancements constantly booming, the AVERAGE lifespan maybe 115 sooner than later.

What would one do about things such a population control?

Sorry, im rambling now...

 

[kingcrux31]

Nah I'm good with 50.

 

[swerv1n]

Originally Posted by kingcrux31

Nah I'm good with 50.

50 !!!!!

..........

i dont blame u with the way things are nowadays

 

[vsano]

There's too much in this world to see & experience... Good things that is...I like 100..

 

[fearless]

100 is perfect for me.

 

[feelmode]

hell yea, im trying to live ******ed #!% long

 

[gabegrams]

I was just telling shorty, like yo I'm not trying to live past 65 maybe 70... I wanna be able to walk into my casket.

 

[the takeover]

65

 

[f3djam]

im straight with like half that

 

[DVMNXK]

Swerv1n


Way to recover from that last thread failure! This thread is easily a B+

I'll be watching to give you pointers here and there!

Oneday, someone is going to laugh at your jokes! I'm going to see to it!

-Illuztrious!


PS:

 

[archnoobie]

Swerv I dont know about that. The downside to living that long is seeing people around you die before you. I personally think it would be super depressing ifat that age, my close friends and family were dead and I was still alive. But I just want to live however long God wants me to be here.

I can imagine when you get older and this starts happening you are more ready to go home.

"Every day you wake up you're closer to the grave than you were yesterday."

 

[ninjasonik]

Originally Posted by MissKickBack


why not?

people in the bible lived to be over 900

Imagine all of the things shes seen and lived through.

 

[misskickback]

i thought the smileys would have hinted at the sarcasm. maybe not.

 

[DVMNXK]

Originally Posted by MissKickBack

i thought the smileys would have hinted at the sarcasm. maybe not.

I think the rest of us understood...

 

[ninjasonik]

Originally Posted by Illuztrious

Originally Posted by MissKickBack

i thought the smileys would have hinted at the sarcasm. maybe not.

I think the rest of us understood...

sucker

 

[misskickback]

lame.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

She lapped menopause and is back on her period again.

 

[methedy24]

- Once I start poopin' myself, I'm ready to let the casket fall....

 

[columbiasneaks]

I'd rather die young

 

[DVMNXK]

Originally Posted by Ninjasonik

Originally Posted by Illuztrious

MissKickBack wrote:

---

i thought the smileys would have hinted at the sarcasm. maybe not.

I think the rest of us understood....

sucker

Damn, another one? Aight here we go....



































































How To Be Funny With A GIF 101

by Professor Illuztrious


Follow these fivequick and easy steps.

1. Is the GIF funny?
2. Will my audience understand the intended message?
3. Again, is the GIF funny?
4. If the GIF isn't funny can I pull the joke off on charm alone?

If you answered no to any of these questions, please answer the question below:

5. Am I really ready for primetime NT?




Your grade:
1. Hell no
2. Very basic, needs work.
3. Hell no
4. Nope
5. Hell no

Summary: Step your life/NT/reading comprehension game up.

I'm here for you lame dudes. We're going to get you straightened out no matter what!

Class is now in session.

 

[j671]

Originally Posted by Methedy24

- Once I start poopin' myself, I'm ready to let the casket fall....

i agree

 

[swerv1n]

^^^ have to agree also