Another Late Night NT thread about sex/relationships

[free the chief]

So I got this one little problem....


Hey ladies, honest to God Almighty (No Jeff Fort), I CANNOT arrive in less than an hour unlessyou teach me how to. And apparently, it's a different lesson for every girl because I have to re-learn it each time. I gotta get into a chick SERIOUSLY toeven focus on the job at hand. I think I got ADD ya'll for real. That's the MAIN reason I don't chase the cat like most dogs. I get very littlefrom sex other than a pat on the back from a happy partner and another notch on my belt. It's embarrassing really. I don't have all day and night towork out like a __ still in high school and %*%*. But I'm the type that likes to prove the point that I can go the distance anyway. I missed BOTHof my classes today because of that shh man. I had a 10 o'clock and a 4 oclock...

... oh yeah, I can't prioritize either.You can think I'm fronting if you want to. I won't even dispute you. I SINCERELY hate this shh though. I'm NOT looking for cool points. Doyou know how bad it feels to hump some bird for 2 hours chasing your FIRST one? I HATE laying up under random ppl fam.

Is this normal? I damn near feel gay afterwards

. I really don't know how to research this topic (seriously) or where to look to for answers so thenext best thing I could think of was to post it on NT and see if I get clowned

I feel like a @%%#%#* lame....

 

[tbone95860]

Originally Posted by Free The Chief

So I got this one little problem....


Hey ladies, honest to God Almighty (No Jeff Fort), I CANNOT arrive in less than an hour unless you teach me how to. And apparently, it's a different lesson for every girl because I have to re-learn it each time. I gotta get into a chick SERIOUSLY to even focus on the job at hand. I think I got ADD ya'll for real. That's the MAIN reason I don't chase the cat like most dogs. I get very little from sex other than a pat on the back from a happy partner and another notch on my belt. It's embarrassing really. I don't have all day and night to work out like a __ still in high school and %*%*. But I'm the type that likes to prove the point that I can go the distance anyway. I missed BOTH of my classes today because of that shh man. I had a 10 o'clock and a 4 oclock...

... oh yeah, I can't prioritize either. You can think I'm fronting if you want to. I won't even dispute you. I SINCERELY hate this shh though. I'm NOT looking for cool points. Do you know how bad it feels to hump some bird for 2 hours chasing your FIRST one? I HATE laying up under random ppl fam.

Is this normal? I damn near feel gay afterwards

. I really don't know how to research this topic (seriously) or where to look to for answers so the next best thing I could think of was to post it on NT and see if I get clowned

I feel like a @%%#%#* lame....

Find someone you actually care about and/or love, it is/it will be/you'll get more out of it/etc....A LOT better....

 

[free the chief]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.........NO it isn't. Well at least it wasn't. I haven't laid down with anybody I cared for lately. It's been 2 yearsactually

....Anyway, when I was with someone I cared for it was the same shh. Staring at the cieling. Thinking about what's on TV. Counting the cielingTiles... I don't know what the problem is man.

 

[Original Playa Records]

Sex in the morning is more like it.

 

[buggz05]

Originally Posted by H TOWN HUSTLER

Sex in the morning is more like it.

word.

*NO MO for this whole post

You need more practice, "Me Time". Beat off and work on yourself. Wait...why are you staring at ceiling????? Rollover and work yourself.

Or maybe u need different positions. Try role playing, toys etc. PUBLIC PLACES

watch a porn together, food w/e

Try gettin at some dudes...*yes mo; realtalk, get with a threesome, 2 guys 1 girl. If it's a different story with this then you know your answer.

 

[hyphy in my nikes]

What do you wanna do, make love or just smash a chick? Physical isn't anything to me unless its deep emotions. For me, I just cant be satisfied.

 

[free the chief]

First of all...

Now... how will over stimulating my damn self help me arrive FASTER? And I put work in THOROUGHLY joe... Maybe some new positions would gohard (no yeah... given the context and all) but that's not really and issue either. If she can fold, I'll fold her. Threesomes are even moreboring to me. I don't feel I need to do that again any time soon. I even thought it was like weed so I quit for a while (abstained) and then jumped backinto the game. It doesn't help. I wish I had my foreskin back

 

[buggz05]

Originally Posted by hyphy iN MY NiKES

What do you wanna do, make love or just smash a chick? Physical isn't anything to me unless its deep emotions. For me, I just cant be satisfied.

Truth. Sometimes. You can smash with emotion and not have emotions for the chick. Just for the love of smashing. The excitement has to be there, howeveryou get it there...trying something new, love, drugs or sexual addiction.


I've been there before tho, you just gotta find something new to spark your brain. The worst bad phase of sex that I hate the most is when that nut justwasn't good enough, you felt like you should've held it out longer.


edit:

@ forskin. F it try go straight hom.o

And if by over-stimulating yourself you mean stroking, it's just getting in the practice of enjoying yourself. I'ma keep it real, very few ladiescan treat my penis better than I can. Once you get that feeling back it should help.

 

[free the chief]

I'm DEFINITELY not talking about making love. I'm great at that. I'm a people pleaser. I'm talking abot when it's just a"session".



Spark? Dude I "sparked" two blunts and was on a vicoden (I've had a CRAZY past few days.) I've never had sex so high before in my life.Either way....same shh man.

 

[buggz05]

ohh yea drugs will do that to you. Ever heard of whiskey dck? it's the same with all of it...

 

[free the chief]

Dude did u tell me to try men?? Chill bro...

 

[buggz05]

Originally Posted by Free The Chief

So I got this one little problem....


Hey ladies, honest to God Almighty (No Jeff Fort), I CANNOT arrive in less than an hour unless you teach me how to. And apparently, it's a different lesson for every girl because I have to re-learn it each time. I gotta get into a chick SERIOUSLY to even focus on the job at hand. I think I got ADD ya'll for real. That's the MAIN reason I don't chase the cat like most dogs. I get very little from sex other than a pat on the back from a happy partner and another notch on my belt. It's embarrassing really. I don't have all day and night to work out like a __ still in high school and %*%*. But I'm the type that likes to prove the point that I can go the distance anyway. I missed BOTH of my classes today because of that shh man. I had a 10 o'clock and a 4 oclock...

... oh yeah, I can't prioritize either. You can think I'm fronting if you want to. I won't even dispute you. I SINCERELY hate this shh though. I'm NOT looking for cool points. Do you know how bad it feels to hump some bird for 2 hours chasing your FIRST one? I HATE laying up under random ppl fam.

Is this normal? I damn near feel gay afterwards

. I really don't know how to research this topic (seriously) or where to look to for answers so the next best thing I could think of was to post it on NT and see if I get clowned

I feel like a @%%#%#* lame....

Maybe thats your problem and you don't want to admit?


But besides the hmo references, I think your chasin it to much. Just enjoy the moments. I think it's more fun HAVING sex then ending it. IMO

 

[newkidtadagame]

I'm gonna wait til pg 17 when this is on its third topic change and all the regulars are back in here...I'm of no help here, when its time to finish, Ifinish..maybe you just need to be extra extra horny so that there's not much to do but finish.

 

[free the chief]

Yeah aight buggz

...you're a fool Court. Get at me on AIM if you're up... I haven't slept in 2 days...

 

[buggz05]

Originally Posted by newkidtadagame

I'm gonna wait til pg 17 when this is on its third topic change and all the regulars are back in here...I'm of no help here, when its time to finish, I finish..maybe you just need to be extra extra horny so that there's not much to do but finish.

3 topic changes through 17 pages is pretty damn good. Now sorry to interrupt the discussion at hand.

 

[free the chief]

And another one... I don't like "new booty" until it gets old... then I start to like what it used to feel like even though I was never too gungho from jump..

 

[Pmighty]

Originally Posted by buggz05

Originally Posted by H TOWN HUSTLER

Sex in the morning is more like it.

word.

*NO MO for this whole post...........


Try gettin at some dudes...*yes mo; realtalk, get with a threesome, 2 guys 1 girl. If it's a different story with this then you know your answer.

 

[buggz05]

Realtalk I can't even look at that gif, it creeps me out.

 

[free the chief]

^+100

 

[free the chief]

Don't look him in the eyes fam!

 

[buggz05]

how long until this post gets deleted?

 

[free the chief]

5..................................4.............................3..................2...............

 

[starbucks gtd]

I damn near feel gay afterwards
ay...

 

[seymore cake]

^ You'll be gay for a good 2 mins if you do... on the real I had this issue when I went back to using condoms (long+%%$ relations + BC equal track 2 onT.I. vs T.I.P) ... it still takes longer than I would like it to, so iono... I start visualizing other merch I wish I was getting at that time (such as aLauren L. or even ya favorite adult actress)

 

[buggz05]

...O







I'd start chokin a btch when this would happen, and cussin at her slappin her etc.