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These got me rolling
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.
Q: Why did the plane crash?
A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
Q: Why are blonds so stupid?
A: Scientific studies have found no conclusive correlation between hair color and intelligence.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
--
A: A stick.
Q: What's red, and looks like a bucket?
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A: A red bucket.
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Q: What's green, and looks like a bucket?
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A: A red bucket in disguise.
Why don't they sell pizza in the rainforest?
Because it's sparsely populated and it's not economically viable. (Seriously, who would buy it?)
Knock Knock
Who's There?
It's the Police. Your wife's been in a terrible accident.
What do you call a nun on a bicycle?
A cyclist.
Why can't Mike drive a bus?
Because Mike is a fish.
What's white and flies?Superfridge.
Many more on this site
http://www.reddit.com/r/A...ats_your_best_anti_joke/
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.
Q: Why did the plane crash?
A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
Q: Why are blonds so stupid?
A: Scientific studies have found no conclusive correlation between hair color and intelligence.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
--
A: A stick.
Q: What's red, and looks like a bucket?
--
A: A red bucket.
====
Q: What's green, and looks like a bucket?
--
A: A red bucket in disguise.
Why don't they sell pizza in the rainforest?
Because it's sparsely populated and it's not economically viable. (Seriously, who would buy it?)
Knock Knock
Who's There?
It's the Police. Your wife's been in a terrible accident.
What do you call a nun on a bicycle?
A cyclist.
Why can't Mike drive a bus?
Because Mike is a fish.
What's white and flies?Superfridge.
Many more on this site
http://www.reddit.com/r/A...ats_your_best_anti_joke/