Around the Horn Appreciation...Vol. Woody Paige's board

[youngin33]

Love the sports comedic gold of Woody Paige and the board behind him during the show. Today the first one I saw said "If it fits in a toaster, I can cookit."

Wish there was some kind of site that had a lot of the sayings he puts up on that ridiculous thing.

Anyway, post any you can remember...

 

[jpzx]

I'll google your yahoo..

 

[i nasmatic i]

Woody Paige Chalkboard Messages

http://joshmadison.com/article/chalkboard-old/

 

[youngin33]

^^^^Thank for that, exactly what I was asking for.

 

[coolnificent]

It's only kinky the 1st time

You can't sleep off ugly

Marriage: The leading cause of divorce

For my next trick I need Jay & a mute button

there's just too many

 

[uncalled4boy]

 

[youngin33]

"Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors"

 

[23mcpizzle23]

much appreciated

 

[pdm 87]

it blows me away that there are never any repeats. I liked the one from monday; "parsley makes it fancy."

 

[bo55diesel]

Those boards are always hilarious!

 

[ballinboykz]

If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap, & easy
Practice safe lunch use a condiment
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art
I have the body of a god. Buddha
Tall people have higher standards
God grant me patience. I want it now.
Men who run behind cars get exhausted
A house without a toilet is uncanny
There are 3 ninjas on this blackboard. Try to find them.
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
I can tell Jay's wrong. His lips are moving.
Cancel my subscription. I don't need your issues.
Drop the zero and get with the hero
If the #2 pencil is the best, why is it still #2?
If a clock is hungry, does it go back 4 seconds?

 

[darthska]

I actually have a file saved of some of the things he has said that have caught my eye.

I'll try to take out the ones I've seen in the thread already:

VEGETARIAN: ARMENIAN WORD FOR 'LOUSY HUNTER'

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED CALL IT VERSION 1.0.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME.

EVEN THE SIMPLIST JOB CAN BE DONE RONG.

I'M SO ADJECTIVE I VERB NOUNS. (

)

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS?

MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA.

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE TOO CLOSE TO YOUR T.V.

INSTANT SWIMMER: JUST ADD WATER.

A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET.

WHENEVER I FEEL BLUE, I START BREATHING AGAIN.

PROOFREADING ARE FOR LOSERS.

IF I'M TOO LOUD, YOU'RE TOO OLD.

TAKE THE 'L' OUT OF LOVER; WE ARE OVER.

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE (MAYBE).

HUGS ARE BETTER THAN DRUGS.

SEXY SENIOR CITIZEN.

HORSE LOVERS ARE STABLE PEOPLE.

TALL PEOPLE HAVE HIGHER STANDARDS.

THE WEATHER'S HERE; WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL. (

x

)

GOD GRANT ME PATIENCE. I WANT IT NOW.

 

[brendanmaguire]

 

[stima33]

I love the music Jan 31 2008 In Scottsdale, AZ for the Super Bowl; music can be heard playing the background.

 

[bmorekicks]

I remember one time he had a game of hang man on there and Reali had to guess the letters

 

[diplomat007]

i miss him on (cold pizza ) first take woody vs skip was always good for a laugh

 

[wildkycat]

THE WEATHER'S HERE; WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL. (

x

)

 

[vctry20]

we need to get an NT shout out on there

 

[DYNAMICS]

Originally Posted by BallinBoykz

If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap, & easy
Practice safe lunch use a condiment
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art
I have the body of a god. Buddha
Tall people have higher standards
God grant me patience. I want it now.
Men who run behind cars get exhausted
A house without a toilet is uncanny
There are 3 ninjas on this blackboard. Try to find them.
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
I can tell Jay's wrong. His lips are moving.
Cancel my subscription. I don't need your issues.
Drop the zero and get with the hero
If the #2 pencil is the best, why is it still #2?
If a clock is hungry, does it go back 4 seconds?

I remember watching and seeing this one and then the nextsegment he switched it again.

APPRECIATED!

 

[step your game up]

Without ME it's just AWESO.

 

[servechilled81]

I'm here. What's your other 2 wishes?

 

[run.lmc]

Originally Posted by Step Your Game Up

Without ME it's just AWESO.

That's great!

 

[DownByLaw]

Woody

 

[youngin33]

Don't know if y'all saw it today, but Woody was in Miami covering the N'tl 'Ship and he claimed the board was sent to Costa Rica by accident.