Battle of the Great Apes...volume Battle Royale

[sundizzle]

Okay steel room match: Battle of the Great Apes (10 chimps, 10 orangutans, 3 gorillas, 50 humans)
Who wins and why???

*All male animals

*Every species understands that winning = food

*Dying = death 

*The rest of their game plan is up to the their intelligence

*An adequately sized roomed, no weapons, etc, steel room match

Humans

50 Brock Lesnars 

6 ft, 3 inch 280 lbs 4XL gloves

10 Orangutans

5 ft, 180 lbs



10 Chimps

5 ft, 6 inch 150 lbs

3 Gorillas

5 ft 9 inch 430 lbs

 

[sundizzle]

Okay steel room match: Battle of the Great Apes (10 chimps, 10 orangutans, 3 gorillas, 50 humans)
Who wins and why???

*All male animals

*Every species understands that winning = food

*Dying = death 

*The rest of their game plan is up to the their intelligence

*An adequately sized roomed, no weapons, etc, steel room match

Humans

50 Brock Lesnars 

6 ft, 3 inch 280 lbs 4XL gloves

10 Orangutans

5 ft, 180 lbs



10 Chimps

5 ft, 6 inch 150 lbs

3 Gorillas

5 ft 9 inch 430 lbs

 

[vendetta]

50 humans of that size would win. The only real competition would be the gorillas and at 15+ humans to 1 they would simply be overwhelmed. Not to mention humans have superior comunication skills and therefore could plan such a strategy. There's a reason we're not the ones in a zoo.

 

[the natural mystic]

The gorillas would go HAM!

 

[the natural mystic]

The gorillas would go HAM!

 

[vendetta]

50 humans of that size would win. The only real competition would be the gorillas and at 15+ humans to 1 they would simply be overwhelmed. Not to mention humans have superior comunication skills and therefore could plan such a strategy. There's a reason we're not the ones in a zoo.

 

[andreasbabz]

My money would be on the Gorillas.

 

[andreasbabz]

My money would be on the Gorillas.

 

[pj]

instead of 50 brock lesners what about 50 nt'rs?

 

[pj]

instead of 50 brock lesners what about 50 nt'rs?

 

[domc03]

Go-Rillas

 

[domc03]

Go-Rillas

 

[thegoat121886]

Originally Posted by andreasbabz

My money would be on the Gorillas.

EDIT 50 humans isnt fair at all 

 

[night marcher01]

None of them are about that life.

 

[thegoat121886]

Originally Posted by andreasbabz

My money would be on the Gorillas.

EDIT 50 humans isnt fair at all 

 

[night marcher01]

None of them are about that life.

 

[brianilla]

gorillas.

brock would not only be beaten, he will be eaten as well...

 

[brianilla]

gorillas.

brock would not only be beaten, he will be eaten as well...

 

[elpablo21]

1 Boots >

 

[elpablo21]

1 Boots >

 

[noskey]

Originally Posted by PJ

instead of 50 brock lesners what about 50 nt'rs?

The slaughter would be the most gruesome and disappointing thing to grace the internetz ever. Nothing would be recognizable as even having been human when all is said and done.


Gorillas would probably win. Depends who they go after first, and how many chimps are left when they go at them. Orangutans probably wouldnt be much of a match vs gorillas, but I dont know enough about them to make a definitive call. Humans would be turned to rag dolls.

 

[noskey]

Originally Posted by PJ

instead of 50 brock lesners what about 50 nt'rs?

The slaughter would be the most gruesome and disappointing thing to grace the internetz ever. Nothing would be recognizable as even having been human when all is said and done.


Gorillas would probably win. Depends who they go after first, and how many chimps are left when they go at them. Orangutans probably wouldnt be much of a match vs gorillas, but I dont know enough about them to make a definitive call. Humans would be turned to rag dolls.

 

[bruce negro]

It would probably take 2-3 Brock Lesnars to take out one chimp/orangutan. I'd say after taking out those two, and while still being hit by the gorillas every now and then, their numbers would be considerably lessened. In the end, I'm thinking a standoff between one pretty healthy gorilla with another one half dead but still ready to tango, vs a team of maybe 20-25 humans. From there, I either say 1 gorilla left standing or 5 humans left, 3 with fatal wounds.

 

[bruce negro]

It would probably take 2-3 Brock Lesnars to take out one chimp/orangutan. I'd say after taking out those two, and while still being hit by the gorillas every now and then, their numbers would be considerably lessened. In the end, I'm thinking a standoff between one pretty healthy gorilla with another one half dead but still ready to tango, vs a team of maybe 20-25 humans. From there, I either say 1 gorilla left standing or 5 humans left, 3 with fatal wounds.

 

[hombrelobo]

Battle Royal?

We would only need three humans.

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