Best Craigslist Ad: Pontiac Grand AM

[stillin729]

I had to close my door at work 

"there are three things I want in a guy: tall, dark and drives a f****** teal Grand Am" 

http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2977737272.html

 

[Case]

Quite simply the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life..

 

[th0mas cr0wn]

 

[iYen]

Copped.

 

[antbanks81]

 

[solexsup]

 

[uptownsdotnetstacky]

That chart has me weak

 

[jkomorowski09]

the three things every woman wants in a guy.. too funny

 

[Retroballer]

that is great.

 

[jbpkickz]

i kinda want a grand am now , subliminals?

 

[rico x hood]

Imagine driving that while wearing a Wolf Shirt while smelling of Sex Panther by Odeon.

 

[jackel56]

 

[coldcity]

 

[crunchyblack9]

You cant say he isnt creative. This is the kind of guy that will try to sell you rabbit turds by telling you it coco puffs and have you believing it. 

 

[3dgarfly23]

Originally Posted by SolexSup

tears

 

[uncalled4boy]

Kinda Want

 

[eiddyfouw]

First thing I thought of, was the Epic Meal Time dude saying that stuff

 

[illadelallday]

Been done before, but this is definitely one of the better ones.

 

[blooom]

Every previous owner has had a beard

 

[oh you mad]

Call of Duty Craigslist ad>

 

[Humbled]

Jxnejansudnisismsksjannsjsj

 

[10 piece nuggets]

I cant be the only one who read that in a certain type of manly, beard voice. 

 

[gregory house]

 

[jkomorowski09]

Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

Call of Duty Craigslist ad>

is this the one were he talks about people stealing his stuff?

i think the one where he talks about selling his car and is like "who wouldnt want this car .. a terrorist ... are you a terrorist .. NO. you need this car" 

i also saw another were it was for free jelly bellys the ad was like 

"for free all the nasty colors in jelly bellys i dont want. Come pick them up. a couple of them may or may not have been in my mouth"

 

[raylon22]

lmaooo I reside in Everett. Might need to check this whip out lol