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Originally Posted by j0nnyblaze
here we go wit all the weezy shhhh!! haha you gon need a paper towel to wipe this thread out cuz its gon be the $%%%! haha
Originally Posted by mrflightclub23
For me Jay-Z "Can't wear skinny jeans cause my knocks don't fit".....Due to the fact that I don't like or wear skinny jeans
oh your knocks don't fit? word?
Originally Posted by 22 Deuces 22
Originally Posted by mrflightclub23
For me Jay-Z "Can't wear skinny jeans cause my knocks don't fit".....Due to the fact that I don't like or wear skinny jeans
oh your knocks don't fit? word?
Originally Posted by Jiggaman414
a couple Luda lines
"bow down to greatness, before I get pissst-in run up in the stands like that Indiana Pacers"
"The bank yells mayday, cuz everyday's a payday, I put it on tape and then I sell'em like Ray-J, but not to the store, straight to the buyer, cuz I slung em out my trunk like the DC sniper"
Theater of the Mind is full of sick punchlines
"On the road to the riches with the %#%*%%% and the cars,
*It aint hard to tell*, we cant all be *NaS*.
The truth really is we cant all be stars,
but Ill be GOT DAMN if I settle for Pras!"
- Pusha ton
Def. appreciate that verse from Mr. 3000! always gives QUALITY or quantity.Originally Posted by youngflykidchris
One thang you ain't considered,
I heard you when you told your girl, "Oooh, he can get it..."
Admit it!
You did it!
Let's hop a cab, and split it!
I'm kiddin'!
We both goin' to where you livin'!
Ha! I got you gigglin' like a piglet!
Oh, that's the ticket!
I hope you more like Anita Baker than Robin Givens.
No, I don't know that lady so let me quit it,
I'm just style-freein',
Freestylin' which I seldom do,
This is what I'm tellin' you,
To the bed I'm nailin' you,
Like I've been in jail for two,
Years and then they let me loose..
John Legend,Andre 3K-Green Light
Originally Posted by Jiggaman414
Theater of the Mind is full of sick punchlines
Young Rilla - B.A.N.S. (Take Yo life Away) - Verse 1
I'm a sick individual and you don't really need that
PLEASE, I'll stampede where you produce seeds at
Heed that, yeah I might die for the green jack
That's only cuz Christopher Reeves' back, ease back
I ain't even tryna battle you, like that'll do..
I wanna channel my attitude and BEAT THEE $!@+ OUTTA YOU!
Grip the Pistol, swing Switch-hit and B**** you
And choke you till you're powder blue and MOUTH whoever with you
It's simple, Tony stark mental
__ Iron Man pistol, this a Marvelous issue
With a fistful of B**** dudes in white wigs, I like this too
I'm %#$%#% up like tall *@%* and 5'6'' dudes
On like 6 brews, leaning like split shoes
Nina make a __ have to be the channel 6 news
Leave him like menstrual, PERIOD.
Bloody red and delirious just for being curious, I'm serious man....
Young Rilla - Stressin' - Verse 1
This is lyrical ecstasy.......
I keep it hotter than a jalepeno pepper seed so can't nobody "F" with me
Like I got them STDs, as far as them that rep the G?
Best believe, I'm the best you __s ever seen!
I hit the scene CLEAN, please...while you mean mug f***ers
Infrared beams gleam, I ain't stuntin' these nuccas
I ain't stressing nethin, I roll with nothing less than them cut throats
Smoking double Dutches, we rolling blunts of that jump rope
What up Folk? Gun smoke? That'll wake him up bro
(F***ckin') C*ck block, glock c*cked, knocking at yo front door
Stomping with my shell toes,
I tell h*es "HELL NO!! You just a rib b*tch, I swear I got 12 more"
This is the hood __, this is not Melrose place
Chase Block keep it tight like Velcro
Face shots, POP POP, inhale those
.....And smell those. ..
.......From hell tho...
That's how you do it right there my dude
Originally Posted by JordanFan04
Originally Posted by Jiggaman414
a couple Luda lines
"bow down to greatness, before I get pissst-in run up in the stands like that Indiana Pacers"
"The bank yells mayday, cuz everyday's a payday, I put it on tape and then I sell'em like Ray-J, but not to the store, straight to the buyer, cuz I slung em out my trunk like the DC sniper"
Theater of the Mind is full of sick punchlines
FTW
Originally Posted by DearWinter219
Young Rilla - B.A.N.S. (Take Yo life Away) - Verse 1
I'm a sick individual and you don't really need that
PLEASE, I'll stampede where you produce seeds at
Heed that, yeah I might die for the green jack
That's only cuz Christopher Reeves' back, ease back
I ain't even tryna battle you, like that'll do..
I wanna channel my attitude and BEAT THEE $!@+ OUTTA YOU!
Grip the Pistol, swing Switch-hit and B**** you
And choke you till you're powder blue and MOUTH whoever with you
It's simple, Tony stark mental
__ Iron Man pistol, this a Marvelous issue
With a fistful of B**** dudes in white wigs, I like this too
I'm %#$%#% up like tall *@%* and 5'6'' dudes
On like 6 brews, leaning like split shoes
Nina make a __ have to be the channel 6 news
Leave him like menstrual, PERIOD.
Bloody red and delirious just for being curious, I'm serious man....
Young Rilla - Stressin' - Verse 1
This is lyrical ecstasy.......
I keep it hotter than a jalepeno pepper seed so can't nobody "F" with me
Like I got them STDs, as far as them that rep the G?
Best believe, I'm the best you __s ever seen!
I hit the scene CLEAN, please...while you mean mug f***ers
Infrared beams gleam, I ain't stuntin' these nuccas
I ain't stressing nethin, I roll with nothing less than them cut throats
Smoking double Dutches, we rolling blunts of that jump rope
What up Folk? Gun smoke? That'll wake him up bro
(F***ckin') C*ck block, glock c*cked, knocking at yo front door
Stomping with my shell toes,
I tell h*es "HELL NO!! You just a rib b*tch, I swear I got 12 more"
This is the hood __, this is not Melrose place
Chase Block keep it tight like Velcro
Face shots, POP POP, inhale those
.....And smell those. ..
.......From hell tho...
That's how you do it right there my dude