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this chick is awesome; I can't believe she is alive
I read to get to .341 you'd have to weigh 100 lbs and drink 8 screwdrivers in 15 minutes
click the link for her Twitter posts
Baby got BAC
http://deadspin.com/alleged-female-idiot-on-the-field-blows-341-bac-has-a-1236362111
View media item 562910Alleged Female Idiot On The Field Blows .341 BAC, Has Amazing Twitter
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An Idiot on the Field might have made history for being the drunkest Idiot ever recorded as she allegedly tried to jump onto the field during Saturday's Northern Illinois-Iowa game in Iowa City.
From the University of Iowa Police report:
Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.
Yeah, that says a .341. "Unsteady on her feet" seems like a ridiculously nice way of saying Goudie was unfathomably ****housed.
Someone found her Twitter account, in which Goudie unintentionally creates a handy timeline of her drunk-*** adventures. Would you be surprised to learn that her Twitter handle is @Vodka_samm?
As seen in that last tweet, Goudie claims she wasn't trying to disrupt the game, although the police report says otherwise. Either way, holy ****, girl.
I read to get to .341 you'd have to weigh 100 lbs and drink 8 screwdrivers in 15 minutes
click the link for her Twitter posts
Baby got BAC
http://deadspin.com/alleged-female-idiot-on-the-field-blows-341-bac-has-a-1236362111
View media item 562910Alleged Female Idiot On The Field Blows .341 BAC, Has Amazing Twitter
1
An Idiot on the Field might have made history for being the drunkest Idiot ever recorded as she allegedly tried to jump onto the field during Saturday's Northern Illinois-Iowa game in Iowa City.
From the University of Iowa Police report:
Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.
Yeah, that says a .341. "Unsteady on her feet" seems like a ridiculously nice way of saying Goudie was unfathomably ****housed.
Someone found her Twitter account, in which Goudie unintentionally creates a handy timeline of her drunk-*** adventures. Would you be surprised to learn that her Twitter handle is @Vodka_samm?
As seen in that last tweet, Goudie claims she wasn't trying to disrupt the game, although the police report says otherwise. Either way, holy ****, girl.
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