Craigslist bbw looking for a man!

Originally Posted by ripfan816

Hate the BBW label, hate it with a passion, but I understand that's what fellas who like big gals search for. With that said, here's what I'm after:

I'm 30, live in Shawnee, want some NSA fun. I'm not thick, curvy or a little overweight... I am fat, a big girl. Repeat, I am NOT curvy or thick or stocky... Mama is F-A-T, fat. Like, seriously, chances are good that I'm bigger than you. Anyway, my **** aren't that big and I might not be the prettiest fatty ever, but I @#*! like a woman possessed, give decent head and want someone who can keep up with my sex drive. I don't want a boyfriend or a husband. I don't want someone to pay my bills, nor am I going to pay someone else's. I just want a man with a healthy sex drive to bang me like the world's about to end. I prefer a white male from 29 to 40 who can host. I can't host. Period. That is non-negotiable. I'm not interested in your life story so much, and don't expect you to be interested in mine. It would be nice if you have a decent sense of humor, because mine is sick and dry, and I do like to laugh. I don't have the HIV, the warts or any other oogies crawling around on my girly parts. I don't have cold sores, canker sores or mouth cancer. I bathe on a regular basis. I do not have lice anywhere on my body. It would be nice if the same were true of you. I usually shave, but haven't in a while because I've been busy. If you require shaven box, I'll bring the razor and you can have at it. Really, I just want to have really good, really nasty sex (yes, I like rough stuff) without having to worry about any of the heavier things that go along with a relationship. If you're interested, write me. I will reply to everyone who does. Pictures are welcome, but I don't need to see your junk. I'd rather see your face than your "downstairs". Oh, please don't be married. That's just not cool.


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It's so easy to get sex off of Craigslist if you want. I put up an ad titled 6'1 200lb black dude in a slump, needs sex, and got like 9 replies withinthe next 2 days. I didn't pursue any of them, but the opportunity was certainly there. One even offered to send a driver to come pick me up iftransportation was an issue, was probably a sugar-mama. If you don't believe me, try it "wink"
 
the 1000000000000000 dollar question....


why the hell were you on craigslist searching in the w4m section?



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Originally Posted by CWrite78

fat chick with small breasts is the biggest fail ever.


no its not...fat girl with not $*%...and i mean NONE...true definition of a booty doo...
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Originally Posted by ripfan816

If you require shaven box, .
Ducktales?
Cause most of the time not everybody says box, just on sneaker forums.
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