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Im saying though just write a few more before retiringYo, these stories are too good bruh.he said activated her trap card and she wasnt even in her final form
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Im saying though just write a few more before retiringYo, these stories are too good bruh.he said activated her trap card and she wasnt even in her final form
this video had me dyin
Should've told her about your special need and got some top too.I work with special needs kids and work at their houses. So I'm at a clients house playing games in the backyard, we get tired and head inside. As we pass the moms room the kid swings open the door and mom is toppin some dude off. I immediately grab the kid and head into his room. Mom comes up and talks to me so awkwardly at the end of my session and asks if I can just keep it between us. :x
Same case months later, she asks to have session at her "friends" house (different guy). I go to use the bathroom and as I'm washing my hands I just happen to look into the shower. Tell me why there are like 3-4 used condoms just chillin in the tub!? Like they were airing them out to re-use them.
That slow-motion for ya-When I worked at KB toys, had a manager who was like slow but knew how to do his job. This girl who worked with us would always go hard on him( called him names, talked about him like a dog). So one day its me, him, and the girl working. Now its me by myself working up front doing everything. And i'm wondering where the other two are. So about an hour goes past and its getting crazy busy and I need help. No one is answering the intercom so I say f' it and go to the back office. As soon as I open the door, I see the girl sucking my manager off something major.
That's not karma. That's revengeWhen I Worked at target, when i was new...almost every guy got fired for blazing on the job even the cart guy and janitor etc..
turns out one dude ratted everybody to keep his valuable 7.00$ dollar an hour target job
he got caught first too, some real sleaze ball type ishhh.
he was a ghost the rest of the time i was there, never spoke again.
word is he got caught in traffic word to lil reese
some years laters, car full of dudes that he helped get fired jumped him.
karma.
And now you need to pm those pics to me /Cosby voiceOne day while working at a shoe store I met this older broad 36-38yrs old w kids and got her number. We start texting and within a couple of days she wants to meet up at my job during lunch. I get into her car and tells me how I'm so young and how she shouldn't be even meeting me on the first place. I knew this broad hadn't had any D in a while so words exchange we start kissing and starts rubbing me down at the pants. She unzips my zipper and takes out the D. She goes on and says how fat and big it is and starts to fap me off. So we end up talking and we arrange to meet up after work as I'm already late. So hours go by and after work she picks me up in her van. She drives off and parks on quite street when we go to the back of the van and get our smash on. She was so tight I could feel my junk tearing it up funny thing is her van is rocking back and fourth and 30min go by and we see that a car parks right behind her van. So we stop and put our clothes back on and we drive off. Btw this is the same chick my boss was trying to get at but had no game. He wanted proof so I showed him the pictures
I really saw this story as Gus doing it so it was funny and badassNothing too wild, but I used to work retail as an assistant manager in a store selling fitteds and jerseys and all that stuff. We always hated when the grade school kids would come in because we knew they would just try random stuff on then just leave a mess and take off without buying anything. One night these kids come in, it was pretty slow that night so we were all just kinda hanging around watching ESPN on the TV, when one of the kids drops his soda and spilling it everywhere. The kid looks around, and made eye contact with me and just dipped. Don't know what it was that night, but I must have left my dambs at home, I followed him out of the store, walked up to him and was like, "Yo, are you really just gonna spill a soda in my store like that and walk out like you didn't do anything?" Kid was shook and just shook his head no, and then I replied "So you're gonna come clean this up right?" And dude went to the fast food stand next to the store and grabbed a ton of napkins, and proceeded to come back and clean up the mess he had made.
Not the funniest of stories I know, but I'm sure anybody that's ever worked retail has wanted to put a customer in check like that.
I have a classic story but I'm scared to share it
So i got crazy work stories
Crazy travelling stories
Crazy relationship stories
Embarrassing sex stories: Like the time I started to wear boots to bed wit girls to see what the they would say, word to Justin Slayer. Didn't want to drop money on some timbs so I got some knock out South Pole construction boots.
Tons of awkward convo with me and strangers
I was working at Shoprite (Eastcoast supermarket for you SoCal heads ) and some lady dropped a 2 liter bottle of coke. Coke exploded, cap hit the women behind her in the head and also drenched her with coke. This happened about 5 feet away from me. Dude who had to clean it had the classic "" look.
I was working at Shoprite (Eastcoast supermarket for you SoCal heads ) and some lady dropped a 2 liter bottle of coke. Coke exploded, cap hit the women behind her in the head and also drenched her with coke. This happened about 5 feet away from me. Dude who had to clean it had the classic "" look.
Face dun got raped at his job
The young chick is Batman, older chick is Bane:
'Ohhhh you think ratchetness is your ally, you merely adopted the ratchetness. I was born in it, molded by it, I didn't hear common sense until I was already a woman and by then it was nothing to me but deafening”
More info on that story and about sexual harassment, those are always funny-Our boss was a pretty attractive early-40s something mixed woman with an enormous donk but she was the most intense germophobe I've ever met. She liked to dance and shake her donk in our faces 'cus we knew if we touched her she'd fire us. One of my boys got fired and he put together his stuff then walked over to her desk and sneezed on his hand and gave her a hug.
There was sexual harassment pretty much every day.
In High School I worked at a mortgage originator doing Data Entry and got my friends jobs there too:
-There were five of us Data Entry kids working in one huge office that used to be for the Senior VP in the corner of our office and one day two of my friends started arguing and agreed to have a wrestling match in the office. We played walk-in music for them as they walked down the hall. It ended with one of them getting piledrived onto the ground. How he didn't get brain damage is beyond me.
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the note said SMHI work as a new born photographer at a local hospital. Every day I go in I get a list with all of the parents on it wit the nurses notes. Last week One parents name was on it and the Nurses note said "12 Y.O. Autistic Mom SMH".... Sad..
the note said SMHI work as a new born photographer at a local hospital. Every day I go in I get a list with all of the parents on it wit the nurses notes. Last week One parents name was on it and the Nurses note said "12 Y.O. Autistic Mom SMH".... Sad..
SMH at the parent for trying to get a new born photographer to take pics of their 12 year old