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the note said SMH
SMH at the parent for trying to get a new born photographer to take pics of their 12 year old
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the note said SMH
SMH at the parent for trying to get a new born photographer to take pics of their 12 year old
You're in the right thread, but I've been out from work since mid-December after slicing my finger pretty badly. I go back to work this weekend. Best believe I'll keep everyone updated if I get a new story.any updates on Lorenzo? or was that from another thread
More info on that story and about sexual harassment, those are always funny
It was an everyday thing lol. Sometimes we would do mailings in the middle of the office right by her office and she would throw like Tootsee Roll or something on her little iHome and come out twerking it. To which we would all yell stuff like, "Damn girl! What you got in there?" or "Pull over! That a** is too fat!" And it would always get ruined and super awkward by the kid who sneezed and hugged her in the previous story. He would say something along the lines of, "Damn Val... I'm tryna' put it in your butt." Everyone would get real quiet and she would go back into her office and turn the music off.
Or the Loan Closer who's desk was next to hers... She was in her early 30's, relatively attractive, big fake boobs. Used to tell us on a weekly basis that if she ever gave any of us the opportunity to bang her, she would rock our world. And every Monday she would tell us about her weekend sexcapades with her boyfriend.
I'm sure I'll think of more.
I know this type Friends that always want to take the joke too far with some extra outlandish statement. Got tot he point they'd do it on purpose to kill the fun early. HILARIOUSAnd it would always get ruined and super awkward by the kid who sneezed and hugged her in the previous story. He would say something along the lines of, "Damn Val... I'm tryna' put it in your butt." Everyone would get real quiet and she would go back into her office and turn the music off.
I will elaborate on this story when i get home. It involves my homie banging the breaks off of our manager and her getting blackmailed into thousands of dollars of merchandise walking out the door.
Alright so the year was 2001 and I was a senior in High school. I worked two part time jobs just to save up bread for college. The first job was at Great American cookie and the second was Finishline. I loved the Finishline job because it was such a chill job. The only downside was our Manager was a huge B. She was about 43-45, no college degree, divorcee and just not very attractive at all. She just seemed to dislike anyone that had a future ahead of them. Well she would micro manage the hell out of us and we hated it but we loved the job and the crew that worked there. As long as she wasnt on your schedule is was all good. We used to always joke that she would calm down if she just got some D. Well we had this one guy named Laron who was about 21 in college and gave no dambs when it came to women and looks. So in about Nov 2001 he starts just randomly saying very flirtatious stuff to her on a dare from a coworker. Little comments like "Yo you looking good today" just to start out. By Xmas time dude is straight telling her that he wanna hang out with her after hours. Thing is she seems down but doesnt want to let on with all of us around. So Xmas comes and goes then Jan comes and goes. Start of Feb everyone notices that they start acting different around each other. Laron would not look her in the face for nothing. Even she calmed down with the micro managing. We joke about it but he brushes it off. Enter our coworker Anthony. Dude had been working there since he was 16 (now 22) and he keeps joking "I know whats up with them". We ask him to spill it but dude is not saying anything. We figure dude is pulling our leg so we let it go. During this time my homegirl took notice that Ant had new shoes like every 4-5 days. He kept saying his mom broke him off a piece of some settlement check from her car accident. Once again we think nothing of it so we let it go. Fast forward a month later around March. I see my homegirl who is also one of the assistant managers at Walmart. She passes by and was like " Yo you heard what happened to Ant, Laron and Judith (Manager)?" Im like no. She says apparently the main office caught on to Ant stealing shoes so they questioned him on it. Buddy spilled the beans and said Judith let him get away with it from Xmas till early March because he walked in on Laron plowing the cheeks in the back stockroom. Ant told her " Let me take whatever i want when i want or Im snitching." She was scared so she went along. Well Laron said since you just letting shoes go Imma swipe a few pair too. The amount totaled up to about $7000 in kicks and merchandise. After they canned ole girl they made my homegirl the Manager. I also heard rumor that Ant blackmailed her into providing the dome in the back a few times
lmfaooo who cleaned it upThis was in 2006 when I was working for Circuit City.
This dude comes in and goes to the TV dept. Dude looks Somalian. He's talking to my boy while I'm goofing around by the customer service counter. All of a sudden I hear "REALLY?" and we all go to see what happened. Somalian pooed himself. It wasn't a log, either. It was runny yellow fragrant egg diarrhea. He's standing there like nothing happened, trying to talk TVs and my dude is all "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU."
Manager walks over, and we see him come around the corner and his face goes from inquisitive to vile disgust. He tells Somalian to go clean himself up. If you remember the freestanding stores, they had a racetrack setup that circled the store. Somalian goes the long way around the racetrack to the bathroom, dripping his runs all along the way. Customers are laughing, yelling, retching, everything. Somalian comes out 10 minutes later... and instead of cleaning off his leg, he SMEARED the squirts around his leg... so he has one dark brown leg and one yellow leg.
His sock is yellow, his shoe is ruined, and he comes back to TVs and tells my boy "I want that one." My boy goes to ring it up, and the whole time this chick that worked the counter is chastising him, talking 'bout "You should be ASHAMED of yourself. Coming in here, soiling yourself, and pretending it's nothing. You smell that on you and you don't even care. You're a grown man and you're soiling yourself like a child. You have problems. You're disgusting and embarrassing." She's just laying into Somalian, and he's giving ZERO dambs. Credit card he tried using was stolen. He messed himself thinking in the distraction no one would notice.
He's leaving, and we're at the door, pointing and laughing at him. He trudges across the parking lot, and sits in his car like it's nothing. Soiled shorts, yellow leg and all.
Most hilarious part is halfway through all that this cat from car audio comes in from lunch with a fresh bag of Subway and immediately asks "WHAT HAPPENED?" We pointed to ground zero, he retches and throws his food in the trash. Somalian comes walking back from the bathroom after painting his leg and dude yells at him "THANKS A LOT YOU ARSEHOLE!"