DESCRIBE YOUR SEX LIFE WITH A POKEMON MOVE

[antonlavey]

This thread was ghost-written by NTs own IRAndre. Same co-Author that brought you the "Thought they was doing it thread"


Here's a catalog of pokemon moves
http://serebii.net/attackdex-dp/normal.shtml


Mine would probably be the

BELLY DRUM-Maximizes attack while sacrificing HP.
What can I say getting in deep wiminz guts do be tiring a brotha out.

BODY SLAM-A full body slam that may cause paralysis.

HORN DRILL-1 hit KO that uses the horn like a drill

IT BEHOOVES YOU TO PROVIDE A DESCRIPTION OF THE MOVE.....AND WHY YOU THINK IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE TO YOUR SEX LIFE

 

[cwrite78]

Flail

 

[elpablo21]

Minimize - Minimizes the user's size to raise evasiveness.

Me First- Strikes first with foe's attack at 1.5 power

Dizzy Punch- A rhythmic punch that may confuse the foe.

 

[sn00pee]

Swagger > lovely kiss > me first > horn attack > explosion >yawn

 

[conductzero]

Harden -> Milk Drink -> Roar -> Explosion.

 

[mdwst9]

mine would have 2 b the encore... makes the foe repeat its move over 2 to 6 turns.

have em comin back 4 more....... " ska-doosh"

 

[socaking]

Seed Flare - Lowers foes' Special Defense

Wood Hammer- User takes recoil damage

lol....

Swagger > lovely kiss > me first > horn attack > explosion >yawn

Quite clever dude.

 

[carminepower]

Photosynthesis -> Sunny Day -> Solarbeam

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by CarminePOWER

Photosynthesis -> Sunny Day -> Solarbeam

THIS ISNT SEXUAL AT ALL

 

[j capo]

Splash - It's just a splash... Has no effect whatsoever.

 

[quebradita]

dragon rage

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by J Capo

Splash - It's just a splash... Has no effect whatsoever.

 

[socaking]

Let me try again....

Detect....Nasty Plot....Attract.....Heart Swap....Sweet Kiss....Double Hit....Bounce

lol

 

[bobbybrownpacks]

Swagger Confuses the foe, but also sharply raises ATTACK.
Foresight Negates the foe's efforts to heighten evasiveness.
Harden Stiffens the body's muscles to raise DEFENSE.
Take Down A reckless charge attack that also hurts the user.
Giga Impact User cannot attack next turn


in order. LMAO!!!

 

[majik214]

hi jump kick- i be gettin freaky while layin the pipe!

 

[airmissionretro]

ghost (n./adj) - nonexistent; doesn't exist (-0 )

 

[ninerfaithful]

a month ago it would have been Horn Attack and Seed Bomb but now its Poison Sting and Worry Seed. Going raw ftl

 

[socaking]

Originally Posted by airmissionretro

ghost (n./adj) - nonexistent; doesn't exist (-0 )

Thats a type not a move. If its non existant say Helping Hand....

 

[thugnificence]

Hyper Beam; does tons of damage, but has to wait a turn before moving again.
Rest; goes to sleep to replenish health
Snore; attacks while sleeping( random thrusts)

 

[thugnificence]

Hyper Beam; does tons of damage, but has to wait a turn before moving again.
Rest; goes to sleep to replenish health
Snore; attacks while sleeping( random thrusts)

 

[lauk4kicks]

Originally Posted by CarminePOWER

Photosynthesis -> Sunny Day -> Solarbeam

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[grand 0ld party]

hydro pump

 

[airmissionretro]

Originally Posted by socaking

Originally Posted by airmissionretro

ghost (n./adj) - nonexistent; doesn't exist (-0 )

Thats a type not a move. If its non existant say Helping Hand....

aight then Helping Hand it is.

 

[c0nev3rge]

Originally Posted by Grand 0ld Party

hydro pump

haha ns

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by airmissionretro

Originally Posted by socaking

Originally Posted by airmissionretro

ghost (n./adj) - nonexistent; doesn't exist (-0 )

Thats a type not a move. If its non existant say Helping Hand....

aight then Helping Hand it is.