Dumb Jokes You find funny

[lakersfan1]

[h2]What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his Butt[/h2]A magician wasdriving down the road..then he turned into a drive way

Two atoms are walking down the street together, the first atom turns and says," Hey you stole an electron from me!"
2nd atom says," Are you sure"
1st atoms says," Yeah, I'm Positive!"

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[not a sneak]

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it died.

Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was stapled to the parrot.

 

[j dilla himself]

OP, your father a lunch lady

 

[lakersfan1]

Originally Posted by J Dilla Himself

OP, your father a lunch lady

wha?

 

[rocsole]

A magician is driving down the street then he turns into a driveway.
i think i said the joke wrong...

 

[mcraptor]

Originally Posted by Lakersfan1

Originally Posted by J Dilla Himself

OP, your father a lunch lady

wha?

I dunno why but this made me laugh

 

[aboogiie]

Originally Posted by Lakersfan1

Originally Posted by J Dilla Himself

OP, your father a lunch lady

wha?

 

[young718chris]

RocSole, did you not read the OP's jokes?

 

[streetsmarts]

yo mama so stupid she fell

 

[black leg]

Originally Posted by McRaptor

Originally Posted by Lakersfan1

Originally Posted by J Dilla Himself

OP, your father a lunch lady

wha?

I dunno why but this made me laugh

Me too

 

[freshkrn]

Why was kobe mad at lamar?












....because lamar odom.

 

[sneakerking757]

Originally Posted by young718chris

RocSole, did you not read the OP's jokes?

I'm sayin'.

 

[sneakaholic4life]

I don't kno any

 

[jasoner27]

Originally Posted by SNEAKERKING757

Originally Posted by young718chris

RocSole, did you not read the OP's jokes?

I'm sayin'.

I was about to quote it for him but yea...

 

[jackiechizzan]

so, a guy walks into a bar

 

[mcraptor]

Originally Posted by shaqtus92

Originally Posted by McRaptor

Originally Posted by Lakersfan1

Originally Posted by J Dilla Himself

OP, your father a lunch lady

wha?

I dunno why but this made me laugh

Me too

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[junior strikes]

what do you call a gay ******???


















sweet N low

 

[nomadicsole21]

Originally Posted by freshKRN

Why was kobe mad at lamar?

....because lamar odom.

 

[kidposite]

the cannibal one

 

[rocsole]

Originally Posted by SNEAKERKING757

Originally Posted by young718chris

RocSole, did you not read the OP's jokes?

I'm sayin'.

Oh......LOL.
sorry.

 

[trueblue magic]

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken.

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by JUNIOR STRIKES

what do you call a gay ******???


















sweet N low

Now that's funny.

 

[club29]

Originally Posted by freshKRN

Why was kobe mad at lamar?












....because lamar odom.

i drunkenly told this one during open mic night at a cruise i was on recently and got groaned out of the building

 

[solezonfroze]

Originally Posted by Club29

Originally Posted by freshKRN

Why was kobe mad at lamar?












....because lamar odom.

i drunkenly told this one during open mic night at a cruise i was on recently and got groaned out of the building

Damn.

I found it kinda funny myself.

 

[og_Rodney]

Saw this one posted here earlier.


What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?



Dr. Dre.