Dumb things you thought as a kid?

[Humbled]

- I used to think everybody saw in black and white in the 50's and 60's

- I thought Pokemon were real but only existed in China

and the coupe de grace...

- I tasted my pee once in kindergarten because I thought it would taste like yellow Gatorade :x

 

[rusty shackelford]

-I used to think that for online shopping you stuck the dollar bills in the cd slot
-I used to think women had one hole that they peed and pooped out of
-I didn't understand that pro wrestlers knew a commercial break was coming

 

[joepac12]

i thought reebok pumps would allow a man like me to touch rim...boy was i wrong

 

[beh235]

I thought I could give myself a proper hair cut using just scissors . The outcome was a disaster lol

 

[tero]

i thought cussing was against the law and you could get arrested for it if a cop heard you lol

 

[tr1ll]

- When AOL first came out, I would be in chat rooms and people would say, "IM me". I thought they were saying, "I'm me", as in "I am me", so I would say, "IM me too!". Met so many chicks off that.
- Every video game had a "Japanese Version" that was somehow better than what we had in the states.
- I used to wonder why my next door neighbor was always burning rubber.

 

[lou baton]

When I was real young I remember my dad having t-shirt lint in his belly button. I thought his belly button made cotton.

 

[knightlovesqueen]

I used to think coming on a girl made her pregnant.

My neigbor and I use to dry hump each other when we were younger and Id be scare to put it in her. lmao I lost my v-card a couple of yearst later.

ah childhood lmao

 

[jordanscrub]

If I closed my eyes I was invisible

 

[VVILL]

i thought cussing was against the law and you could get arrested for it if a cop heard you lol

back in elementary school, my cousin was cursing out loud and a cop overheard him. he handcuffed him in front of everyone.. but then let him go.

-i thought a plant could grow inside of you if you swallowed a seed (rugrats..)

-i thought the only reason why santa never dropped off presents was because we didnt have a chimney

 

[maddog345]

I used to think babies came from a woman's butt

I thought there was a waterfall at the edge of the ocean. When I went to the beach and looked out over the water, it appeared flat. I kept telling myself "I wonder how long the waterfall drops?"

 

[joepac12]

as a child when i had to fart i thought if it was silent you couldnt smell it lol

 

[antidope]

I used to think that movies were real. I remember when I saw the first Predator and it freaked me out cause I thought that really happened. Same with The Phantom(Guy with the purple ring.) I was gassed because I thought he really existed

I used to think the shoes would make me play better

I thought Godzilla was real.

 

[Kobekobe]

i thought reebok pumps would allow a man like me to touch rim...boy was i wrong

- i thought nike shox did that

- back in grade 9 (2003) used to think that china had playstation 3 already (told my friend to get me it when he went, he must've thought i was joking but i was 100% serious ). reason i thought this was because i always saw them as generations ahead of us in north america

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Independence Day was a prophecy of the near future, except we were doomed because Will was getting into shenanigans with Uncle Phil and Carlton instead of joining the US Air Force, training to be a pilot that can out-maneuver spaceships and one-knockout-punch aliens.

 

[2 RAWW]

- I used to think people could really become Super Saiyans lol. I did the whole loud yelling thing to see if I had it in me.

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

that when I grew up I would never smoke or drink

 

[je ne sais quoi]

- I used to think people could really become Super Saiyans lol. I did the whole loud yelling thing to see if I had it in me.

You gotta believe...

 

[ragerx10]

The things we believed as kid

 

[donmega]

I used to think those comic book ads for X-Ray glasses were real.

 

[NCtwin]

I used to think that bass on a stereo would bring out a fish from somewhere.

Also thinking that about the fish, I wouldn't say that word because it was too close to a curse word and I didn't want to get popped.

 

[cruzair13]

I thought toy story was real, so I was scared to leave the house and get all suspicious if I thought a toy moved.

If you open the doors on the freeway, they'll be like wings and your car will fly.

Girls didn't fart or burp and peed out their butts.

 

[coolnclutch]

I thought every sitcom was in front of a live studio audience so all that laughter was real and not a laugh track...even the outdoors scenes And on late night TV shows like Leno, Letterman, etc. the background behind the desk that shows the skyline was a real window so their shows were shot live at night on a top floor of a building

 

[2 RAWW]

- I used to think people could really become Super Saiyans lol. I did the whole loud yelling thing to see if I had it in me.

You gotta believe...

LMAO! This video kills me everytime. 

 

[just reason]

i used to think the moon was following me at night.. sometimes i still do and people can't convince me otherwise..