Ever get any dumb customers at your job???

[limitedretroog]

I remember last week some dude asked me if he could pay his AT&T bill at my store... I looked at him like

Then I also remember some guy kept asking me the same questions over and over.
"How much is this plan?"
"$39.99"
"How many minutes do I get?"
"1000"
"So I pay $40 for 1000 minutes?"
"Yes."
"How much will this cost me?"
"$39.99"
"40?"
"Yes."
"Do I get 1000 minutes?"
"Yes"
"How much does it cost?"
"

"
Then there's a dude who asked me if he can buy Net 10 cards at my store...
Share your stories!

 

[zeen1ne]

"okay sir your room number is 103, go through door B go down one flight and make a right, down the hall"

:: customer looks around::
"Uhmm so where is this?"

"go through door B go down one flight and make a right, down the hall"

::customer walks to door B looks down the stairs then hollers back::

"down here?!"

MAKES ME WANNA GO AROUND MY DESK AND THROW THEM DOWN THE STAIRS

 

[luckyp25]

^ not even that bad. You sound like a jerk(best word there is that isnt filtered

)

 

[young halo]

haha if you in the retail/customer service field... you bound to get 2-3 a week

i get them all the time

 

[nktran001]

Originally Posted by ZEEN1NE

"okay sir your room number is 103, go through door B go down one flight and make a right, down the hall"

:: customer looks around::
"Uhmm so where is this?"

"go through door B go down one flight and make a right, down the hall"

::customer walks to door B looks down the stairs then hollers back::

"down here?!"

MAKES ME WANNA GO AROUND MY DESK AND THROW THEM DOWN THE STAIRS

This happened to me a couple of times..

"Hey, do you work here?"

Me: "Haha, no sorry."

"Can you help me with this?"

Me: "Sorry, i don't work here."

"Oh, so you don't work here.."

 

[lazianboi]

back in Highschool... i was working at small place at the mall that sells dog food, but it looks like cookies, but really its for dogs.

" How much is for dozen?"

"5 bucks"

"Is it good?"

"well, for dogs yeah."

(she had her daughter with her)

"Mom i want to try some"

i looked at her like %%%.. i told u its dog food,
she bought a dozen and give the bag to her daughter, :X

 

[mvp07]

I am not gonna go in detail but... One time a customer was making a return BUT wont tell me their INFO.... No phone number, house address and all. She ended upleaving with the item SMH

.

 

[dearwinter219]

Well I'm a rapper.............yeah so there you have it. You tell me?

 

[robsheedwallace]

I work at a luggage store and i always get,

"do you guys sell luggage here?" - when standing by the door.

"do you work here?" - when behind the counter on ringing someone up.

"so its $150? (thinks...) how much was it again?

 

[potus2028]

Man, +$#% your little retail stories. I gotta go 2 work and talk 2 all these stupid mafuhs who's people locked up.

(I have 2 use my work voice at work...)
Conversation A:
AJ: Hello, Philadelphia Public Defenders...
Person: Yo, whatup cuz...listen uh...uh...my mans got booked on some bull$#!+ and I'm tryna find out when his trial is.
AJ: Umm...when was his arrest?
P: Um...lemme see, hollup...um...yeah...he got locked up yesterday.
AJ: I don't think he has a trial date yet...I don't even think he even fully processed yet.
P: One mo'ginn? My girl was talkin 2 me...
AJ: I said, he hasn't been processed yet, and doesn't have a court date.
P: Aight, aight...so, he aint been processed yet...but when his court date is?
AJ:

Conversation B:
AJ: Hello, Philadelphia Public Defenders...
P: Um...yeah, I wanna ask about a client...
AJ: Aight, what's his name and case number?
P: His name Pookie, and I don't have his trial number...
AJ: Well, do you know his real name? I could look him up without the trial number.
P: Um...uh...his name Raheem...sumthin...uh...I don't know, can you look him up anyway?
AJ: Well, I gotta tell you, I really can't do much without at least his real name...
P: Oh, aight, I see how it is...you helpin THEM out...okay...well +$#% you then!
AJ: You 2, miss.

Conversation C:
AJ: Hello, Philadelphia Public Defenders...
P: Yeah uh..I wanna find out when my parole date is...
AJ: Aight, I can do that...what's your case number?
P: 342817
AJ: *looks up case* Well, it say here that you in 4 triple murder, rape, armed robbery, and jaywalking...and it says you don't have a parole date.
P: Um...yeah, I know...but I was wondering if you could talk 2 sumbody about gettin me a parole trial.
AJ: Aint a whole lot I can do 4 you...
P: *silence*
AJ: *plays with SK*
P: Well what's up with you today cuz? I just need sumbody 2 talk 2...
AJ: *sighs, starts inane convo*

Between all that nonsense, and jailhouse lawyers callin with this exception and that exception, and otha assorted nonsense...I almost don't like my job. Ido tho.

 

[njcollector]

"Can i have sweet bread "

"How many?"

"Sweet bread...."

"Sir,how many?"

"40....(I am putting them in the bags)...how much are they each?"

".55CENTS"

"Nevermind(leaves)"

 

[vctry20]

I worked at a car dealership for two years

people come in all the time and act like they know how it goes and that they can bluff their way to a good deal...it rarely works...so you just see a lot ofpeople making themselves look stupid

so yeah...

 

[bamez]

While i was working at toys r us last Christmas...

tryna sell a ps3 customer asks me
"the new playstation play the old games?"
me: "yeah"
"does it play xbox 360 games?"
me: "uh no"
"ohh i don't want it then."
tells his friend, "nah i dont want that, it don't even play xbox games."

 

[northparkblind]

Originally Posted by bamez

While i was working at toys r us last Christmas...

tryna sell a ps3 customer asks me
"the new playstation play the old games?"
me: "yeah"
"does it play xbox 360 games?"
me: "uh no"
"ohh i don't want it then."
tells his friend, "nah i dont want that, it don't even play xbox games."

LMAO

 

[lazianboi]

im the customer on dis one..

so like .. really long time ago, like long long long long ago... i approach dis prosistute...

" hey how much"

"100 bucks, and u get whatever you want"

"well, what can i get for 40 bucks?"

( she got in the car)

"BJ"
"hell yeah, can i tape it?"
then 5mins later.. she ended being a cop, but they let me go cuz it was my first time, and i was pretty young.. haha

 

[thunderchunk69]

I had a guy try to sound smart by repeating himself.

as soon as he walked away his wife looked at me, in front of the daughter, talking about, "he doesn't have a job, I don't know why we'rehere"

smfh.... I think she wanted me to "save her"

 

[njcollector]

Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

im the customer on dis one..

so like .. really long time ago, like long long long long ago... i approach dis prosistute...

" hey how much"

"100 bucks, and u get whatever you want"

"well, what can i get for 40 bucks?"

( she got in the car)

"BJ"
"hell yeah, can i tape it?"
then 5mins later.. she ended being a cop, but they let me go cuz it was my first time, and i was pretty young.. haha

 

[creekshow]

Yeah working for Verizon you get dumb #%+*@ all the time. People just dont understand how things work sometimes, then get pissy with you like its your fault.

 

[Deleted member 38182]

I coordinate rec sports leagues for kids......
First week of practice/orientation for a volleyball league.

Me (announcing to kids+parents): Alright guys, this year we will let you guys decide the teams; meaning you guys make your own teams.
Kids: Yay! We get to be on teams with all our friends.
Me: *smiles, knowing it was a great decision; everybody gets what they want*

.....Next Week.....

Angry parent approaches me: My daughter isn't on a team with her friends.
Me (Calm and collected): Ma'am, last week I told the kids to get in their own teams.
Angry/Stupid Parent: Well then how come she isn't on a team with her friends?
Me: Well did she get in the team with her friends?
Dumb Parent ignores what I just said: YOUR BOSS SAID THAT SHE COULD BE ON HER FRIEND'S TEAM.
Me: .....*stoneface*..... I know that, that is what we did last week.
Idiot: *walks away*

 

[selfmadepimp]

all day everyday in wholefoods.

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by selfmadepimp

all day everyday in wholefoods.

WHERE THE @%%# IS THE TOFU!

 

[selfmadepimp]

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69

Originally Posted by selfmadepimp

all day everyday in wholefoods.

WHERE THE @%%# IS THE TOFU!

lol. not so much that. but i do often get the "do you work here" like i just wear the smock for fashion and fun.

 

[lakersmets49ers]

at my job im just used to gettin broke !@$ section 8 people and fake !@$ lil bastid gangbangin kids who even though before walking in my job i never ever metthem a day in my life and have nothing to offer me in return expect me to just give them a discount and want to know what i can do for them. its funny how theyexpect a discount from some random stranger they never met before and then get salty when they don't get the discount. what really annoys me is when imlike aight ill give you a discount but in return go get me a number 2 from mcdonalds since im gonna save you money and they don't wanna do that yet expectme to go out of my way to hook them up. in these situations though i usually end up just giving the person in line behind them a discount even if they didntask for one, as long as that person was friendly and easy to deal with just to rub it in the cheap persons face.

 

[guillermo gutierez]

"do u think Beyonce stinks?"

me and my boy went around town askin everybody that when the job sent us on a mission.

he seems to think that she stinks(or has some other type of major flaw) cuz she has to be flawed for her to be with Jay Z.

this topic came up when we seen her pics of her southern fur.

 

[shch]

Originally Posted by selfmadepimp

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69

Originally Posted by selfmadepimp

all day everyday in wholefoods.

WHERE THE @%%# IS THE TOFU!

lol. not so much that. but i do often get the "do you work here" like i just wear the smock for fashion and fun.

Somebody asked one of my co-workers if he workes there while wearing the apron and nametag and stuff. He says, "No, people here just do this forfun."