Free Advice vol. Got About an Hour to Kill

i'm going to an all-you-can-eat brazilian steakhouse tonight.... how do i maximize my stomach capacity before going?
 
Shoefreak, that's blasphemy, Martin is an all time classic show
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And who died and made OP the NT advice guru?
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i swear when i was younger i got a lot of attention from females but ever since i hit my twenties i can't even get an eyelash batted at me

is it possible to turn ugly overnight?
 
Originally Posted by Young Handsome

How wide is your mouth?

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havent had any orange juice today.
should drink some orange juice or some cran-rasberry juice?
water is not an option, i've had enough today.

also as a spin off to the post above mine
can i become a "man-dime" overnight? over a week perhaps?
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Originally Posted by MartianRefugee

i swear when i was younger i got a lot of attention from females but ever since i hit my twenties i can't even get an eyelash batted at me

is it possible to turn ugly overnight?


of course it is ur a prime example. j/k
 
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