Funniest Rap Line/s Vol. Iono

[streetzdream]

My Vote: Make Em Say Ugh - TRU

Master P - " You A Rookie, I'm A Vet, You The Captain, I'm The Crunch You Got That Dinner, I Got The Lunch, Hit The Need

, Pass The Blunts Your Eyes Red, You Got The Munch"

 

[cheezybaby]

i thought rainman from eminem was funny and the beat from dre was

can someone embed this for me??

you find me offensive i find you offensive %!!# this is sameverse i just did this

 

[heat check23161]

Benzino ridin in that purple dinosaur like dino dino-lol anything dude says

 

[the pga tour]

just about the entire slim shady LP

 

[funkyfunke20]

Look at any Young Jeezy song. Trap or Die had my crying in the beginning.

 

[isaxsjthebay08]

"pimping got harder because!%*!$ got smarter" lol

 

[BANLEU]

anything by Cam'ron or the Dipset

 

[itsgettinhot]

Masta Ace - F.A.Y.

 

[mw2889]

My friend put in a Hurricane Chris mixtape. First I

him off thebat. But then I heard HC say

I am a dog
you are a cat
I am a bear
you are a rat

I was DYING, that was the most simple *%%% I've ever heard.

 

[scotthallwithapick_nuked_for_import1201036724]

Cam'ron- Boy Boy

Cat like you? Call you a Gladiator
Give her oral, and you happy, Glad-he-ate-her (Stupid)

Nuff Said. Thread ended

 

[bo55diesel]

Biggie:

"Your rein on the top was short like leprechauns..."
"I got techniques drippin' out my butt cheeks..."
"Chicken heads be cluckin' in my back room **#*in'..."

 

[eagle 0n]

idk what cam song its from but he says something like this -

"my whole team candles, yup we're sitting on cake"

 

[shabooyah1124]

I am a dog
you are a cat
I am a bear
you are a rat
I really just

out loud with my roommate sleeping in the next room.

 

[awon23]

Pretty much every line on Nas' Ether.

 

[tecca nena]

"peas on my head... but dont call me a peahead..." that line was hard as hell.. "step up and get your neck cut from ear 2 ear... if you surviveyou can cover yer scar witta beard"... made me chuckle when i first heard it

anything too short "when i met anne... i shook her hand... we ended up freakin by a garbage can"

 

[charles montgomery]

cam'ron or three6 mafia intors/outros

 

[twig1026]

...Master P ripped hooty hoo

...syke

 

[wildout4]

"i had **** way before romeo and bow wow, but no disrespect, my daughter crazy bout 'em"

 

[shannonscrooks]

Mister mischief with a trick up his sleeve, roll up on you like Christopher Reeves.

 

[blade br0wn]

"...So I just form a middle finger...
And let it linger...
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina...
'Cuz if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz...
It'll be Jennifer Lopez...
And Puffy, you know this!!...
Sorry Puff, but I don't give a f*** if this chick was my own mother...
I'd still f*** her wit' no rubber...
And c*m inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time...
And just say that it ain't mine..." - Eminem

"...And her coochie, split it...
Dooby, get it...
Booty, hit it...
Her boobie want her back, the coochie, play Salooshie (sp?) wit it...
Boobie actin' stank, damn, he all moody wit it...
She ain't all that, if a car, I'd say "Sazuki... Civic"...
I'll make a movie wit it, just to get my point across...
Dog hand-cuffin?? God-damn, join the force...
Mommy come join the boss...
Stick your tongue out and "thoia, thoia, thoing" on my d*** 'til your voice get hoarse..." - Cam

 

[huynher]

Andre Nickatina's Honeycomb:

My mother got a twin sister
Meanin' if I seen my mother's sister
I wouldn't know if it was my mother or my mother's sister