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Originally Posted by PhillyPG1
"I just moved you to the top of my 'To Do List.'"
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
"I'm lonely at night without my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"
"Can I order you at mcdonalds because you're mcgorgeous!"
"Can you be my math tutor? We'll go over to my place, add up some drinks, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."