how do you approach females?

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ive been retired for a while(in a faithful relationship for 2 years and 6 months)
we broke up and im ready to get with some girls when i tried to and i realized i lost it
im rusty if you know what i mean
need some tips on what to talk about and some ice breakers
oh and im not whipping it out lol
 
Excuse me miss, would you care to accompany me on a balloon ride? You see, to keep it aloft, I need to bring something hot with me.
 
Originally Posted by HarlemToTheBronx

From behind with a small towel dampened with chloroform.



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60% of the time it works everytime
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Approach them without being approached by them, then approach them after they see your approaching them.
 
Like...Ma what's your age and type?
She looked at me and said use a baby right?
Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
And I know what ladies like
Need a man that's polite, listens and takes advice
I could be all three, plus I can lay the pipe
 
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