How Long Are Your Showers?

5 mins

When I was living at home, pops tried to make us take 2 min showers.

Hit him with the
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there is days when i shower till the water gets cold.
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sometimes i get into deep thought or other times i set the water pressure to massage my back. my bill wont change no matter how long i take my showers so why not
 
about 10 minutes.. i got short hair and i aint that dirty, whats up with these 1/2 hour showers
 
45-minute showers??? seriously, that can't be good for you, lol....

probably 7-8 minutes for me.
 
30-45 minutes a shower?! 
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, how dirty can you be?! Cotdamn, 
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, but I usually take 10 minutes. 
 
I have a morning ritual that I feel I need share. I call it "the Terminator." First, I crouch down in the shower in the classic "Naked Terminator Traveling Through Time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie, but not the chick in the third one because that one sucked. I start to hum the terminator theme, first in my head, and then outloud with gradual increase in volume. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. I feel like the Terminator. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins my cyborg fantasy.
 
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