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So you know you'll be taking a test, a mid term no less and that kid who won't give you one of his numerous #2 pencils because he's "lost toomany in the past from people not returning them" You see the same dude at a party on a Friday night and the conversation goes like this:
Wilfred: Yooooooo
Me: What up man
Wilfred: Dudeeeee you're in my English classss!
Me: Yeah. We sit next to each other, crazy.
Wilfred: Well you will be no second hand guest in my presence. Come now. Drink my finest liquors, induldge in some chocolates, make love to my beautifulwomen.
Me: #*$$ you had me at the liqour but ill take all three. Not dark chocolate though, #*$$ is way too rich for my taste.
Wilfred: I personally like the herseys dark chocolate because its not too rich...but not too POOR either!
Me: ...
Me: Yeah, so about the women and the liquor?
Monday in class *#*%#*#@%**+ won't even let you borrow one of his post-its.
Wilfred: Yooooooo
Me: What up man
Wilfred: Dudeeeee you're in my English classss!
Me: Yeah. We sit next to each other, crazy.
Wilfred: Well you will be no second hand guest in my presence. Come now. Drink my finest liquors, induldge in some chocolates, make love to my beautifulwomen.
Me: #*$$ you had me at the liqour but ill take all three. Not dark chocolate though, #*$$ is way too rich for my taste.
Wilfred: I personally like the herseys dark chocolate because its not too rich...but not too POOR either!
Me: ...
Me: Yeah, so about the women and the liquor?
Monday in class *#*%#*#@%**+ won't even let you borrow one of his post-its.