I think I found the least erotic erotica ever written

[jayhood23]

Who in the world chortles 

 

[whyhellothere]

"she was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive"

 

[whyhellothere]

"she was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive"

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

I want my peeny slickled 

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

I want my peeny slickled 

 

[fog raw]

OP just go watch some porn for God's sake..

 

[fog raw]

OP just go watch some porn for God's sake..

 

[mitchellicious]

Has to be a joke.

I hope it's a joke.

 

[mitchellicious]

Has to be a joke.

I hope it's a joke.

 

[gmsboy1]

He couldn't get her name right for !#$%.

a swift headbutt

Lulz

 

[gmsboy1]

He couldn't get her name right for !#$%.

a swift headbutt

Lulz

 

[airjapan707]

 

[airjapan707]

 

[2lipslegit]

i this supposed to be funny?

 

[2lipslegit]

i this supposed to be funny?

 

[nikeholic23]

I have no words....

 

[nikeholic23]

I have no words....

 

[360waves]

Wowzers

 

[360waves]

Wowzers

 

[joe billionaire]

 

[joe billionaire]

 

[lamak]

Got her name wrong.

 

[lamak]

Got her name wrong.

 

[nawth21]

Even worse than peterotica

 

[nawth21]

Even worse than peterotica