If Mike Tyson smacked your lady, what would you do?

[dipped in butter]

Take Batting Practice.

 

[onewearz]

faint and play dead, i deal with her later but at least they'll be a later ...........

 

[rsdplaya]

Originally Posted by SaNTi0321

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

Tell her to smack him back...

"Damn baby, you gonna let him do you like that?" *Takes a few steps back*

for sure.

 

[phillypg1]

At first i would be like

Then i would eat his children then throw on some Marvin Gaye.

 

[club29]

double leg takedown and work my phenomenal jiu jitsu skills

 

[doublejs07]

Originally Posted by dipped in butter

Take Batting Practice.

ask them two dudes in BK how it went when they tried to beat Mike w. a pipe....

 

[cidman911]

Us Mexicans, We are a peaceful, yet Machete/Knife-wielding people. Our culture, differentiated by minor differences, is as follows: "OraleCabrón!"

R.I.P. Mike Tyson.

 

[robby valentino]

see but if you leave to get the chrome.....what if mike chases you and hits you witht he haymaker to the back of ya head?

 

[phillypg1]

Originally Posted by Robby Valentino

see but if you leave to get the chrome.....what if mike chases you and hits you witht he haymaker to the back of ya head?

Donkey punch.

You know he has that in his arsenal.

 

[dapper d]

I remember when I was in the 10th grade I asked my math teacher this same question...

I was such a dik...

 

[doublejs07]

on top of it all...mike is probably so high on dust that he feels no pain...it would take 400+ slugs like it did Tony Montana, before you stop him.

 

[themilliondollarkid]

[freck billionaire] the ragin' bull handle ANY kinda incident [freck billionaire]

 

[chatta718]

Take the L..... Not over no chick

 

[so4i5]

Get a new lady. But seriously I would do something, might get my !%% whooped but I'd do something.

 

[jimmybeanz]

bite his ear off, of course.

 

[jehul]

Throw a couple of crystal balls at him

 

[ghenges]

First offer him a cookie and a glass of milk. Then clothesline him while he's dunking.

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by DoubleJs07

on top of it all...mike is probably so high on dust that he feels no pain...it would take 400+ slugs like it did Tony Montana, before you stop him.

Quack Quack.

He can be as dusted as he wants. Knees don't work when you shoot them off. Period.

 

[datboi23]

Keep it moving and never speak of it.

 

[nastii swag 23]

Originally Posted by PhillyPG1

At first i would be like

Then i would eat his children then throw on some Marvin Gaye.

whats wrong with dudes face?

 

[henz0]

Smack her too.

 

[Shanegerous]

I would not know what to think and definitely wouldnt try to pull a fast one on him...lol

 

[razorsharp510]

Shoot him in his face with my .40.. then stomp him out even more... no one touches my girl but me..

 

[ericberry14]

Originally Posted by PhillyPG1

Originally Posted by Robby Valentino

see but if you leave to get the chrome.....what if mike chases you and hits you witht he haymaker to the back of ya head?

Donkey punch.

You know he has that in his arsenal.

someone needs to turn that sentence into a gif.

 

[noslickremarks]

Hit 'em with some horse tranquilizer