**LA LAKERS THREAD** Sitting on 17! 2023-2024 offseason begins

[MVP]

Looking at our schedule we basically have to almost sweep the remaining games vs NO (x3) LAC (x2) SAC, MEM, PHX, DET, CHI, NY, WAS, CHA, BKN to even have a chance to get in.

 

[geno90221]

Looking at our schedule we basically have to almost sweep the remaining games vs NO (x3) LAC (x2) SAC, MEM, PHX, DET, CHI, NY, WAS, CHA, BKN to even have a chance to get in.

Clips are 8-11 last 6 weeks we good

Kings Prbly will lost 3 of the next 4

Bron just gotta stay Healthy and we Gucci

 

[Lizakers]

You know damn we ain’t sweeping those. I see us losing 5 of those games. But we can make up for that by winning some of the games that we “shouldn’t “ win

 

[geno90221]

Melo not comin?

 

[Kinfolk]

We about to run the table, gentlemen.

Like the prophet Lavar Ball once said, "Speak it into existence!"

 

[CP1708]

Why would we be ****ed though? Aren’t you Team LetThemGrow?

Just let them grow and Kuz Zo BI all gonna be super stars and enough to take us to the promised land

Half of them are gone.

DLo, Randle, Clarkson, Nance, Zubac, Svi, Bryant are all gone man.

And we'll likely cast another 1-2 out regardless of who we do or don't get.

 

[CP1708]

Does 1 chip get Bron jersey retired?

Lakers automatically retire any elites that win a title + HOF.

 

[drewsone]

Looking at our schedule we basically have to almost sweep the remaining games vs NO (x3) LAC (x2) SAC, MEM, PHX, DET, CHI, NY, WAS, CHA, BKN to even have a chance to get in.

Def gonna lose some of those
But yeah will prob win a few games that they’re favorited to lose

 

[moonman818]

Does 1 chip get Bron jersey retired?

Of course man

 

[goldmember]

Gotta win vs HOU first.

 

[geno90221]

Of course man

I don’t think it does lol

 

[Lizakers]

I don’t think it does lol

What if he beats the Celtics in the finals? Or what if he wins 2 chips and we pass Boston with 18 titles?

 

[MVP]

He has 2 years to win 1 chip. Odds of it happening are really slim.

 

[sohi 23]

I don’t think it does lol

it definately would bro.
The Lakers are proud and arrogant lol.
They'll do it just to flex on the rest of the league.

70% of the top 10 rocking Laker jerseys & having their numbers retired in Staples is the ultimate flex.

 

[WAKKO!]

What if Lebron brings a championship this year

 

[moonman818]

What if Lebron brings a championship this year

I’ll name my first child Lebron... Girl or boy

 

[noblekane]

What if Lebron brings a championship this year

quit playing

unless ingram, ball, and kuzma grow a pair of nuts this year it aint happening

all three are severely inconsistent

 

[UsualSuspects]

Lakers were toying with the league first half and bout to turn it up a notch 2nd half

 

[D_eezus]

What if Lebron brings a championship this year

If he manages to take this group to the finals this year....hang his jersey immediately.

 

[had pants]

 

[titang545]

If I’m a young rich NBA player. I’d get a sperm bank to save my seed, then get a vascectomy as soon as I’m drafted into the league. It’s a no brainer. Watch kuz gonna get that ho pregnant

That is a given, I get drafted going straight to the bank. Freeze these now snip snip.

Does 1 chip get Bron jersey retired?

**** NO!!!

 

[had pants]

 

[atlsfinest]

 

[thasoleful1]

We still haven’t filled that open spot huh? Thought we would’ve signed someone and get them with the squad during the break. Guess not.

 

[atlsfinest]

We still haven’t filled that open spot huh? Thought we would’ve signed someone and get them with the squad during the break. Guess not.

Yeah it doesn't make much sense. Maybe they were banking on getting Morris or Kanter and now they have no plan C.