Let's do the age old question: How many 5th graders do you think you can take down?

[limitedretroog]

Supposedly, they're all swarming at you at once.
Absolutely no rules except that you're not allowed to use any weapons. The same goes for the 5th graders.
These kids are ruthless and will do whatever it takes to take you down.
Takes place in a big open space like... a football stadium.

While we're at it, how about 80 year olds? Same concept except the 80 year olds are allowed to use weapons which is like their stroller or cane or something.

EDIT: There are unlimited 5th graders and 80 year olds, so saying anything like "all of them" won't work.

Discuss.

Me: 5th graders, probably 25 or so.
80 year olds, probably 10... Those canes will really get you...

 

[rawex5]

I'd probably knock out around 30 5th graders before I get tired.

 

[murda he]

I got AT LEAST a hot 30 one-punch KOs for 10 year olds before I get tired.. so I say something like 47. You can take 5 of em out just by swinging the 6th one in a violent circle by his leg.

80 yea old? Like 50. Leg sweep + elbow drop to the sternum. EASY work.

 

[proper english]

depends.. where are these 5th grader from exactly? 

 

[solemunchies]

I thought this was about "Are you Smarter than a 5th grader?"

But anyway, I couldn't keep up in a brawl so maybe like 4-5 5th graders and maybe 8-10 80yr olds

 

[murda he]

Originally Posted by solemunchies

I thought this was about "Are you Smarter than a 5th grader?"

But anyway, I couldn't keep up in a brawl so maybe like 4-5 5th graders and maybe 8-10 80yr olds

You must be a 7th grader..... or 65... which one?

 

[limitedretroog]

Originally Posted by proper english

depends.. where are these 5th grader from exactly? 

All over the World...

 

[executive76]

^maybe he's just fat.


5th grade = 10 yr olds?  all of them.

 

[limitedretroog]

Forgot to add, there's gonna be unlimited 5th graders and 10 year olds, so "all of them" won't work.

 

[murda he]

Originally Posted by Executive76


5th grade = 10 yr olds?  all of them.

THis, until proven wrong.

It's like asking me am I smarter than a 5th grader. DAMN STRAIGHT I AM. I'm a grown #%+ man. +$#@ you mean?

 

[andrew630]

I can take down 100 5th graders. Probably 200 80 year olds.

 

[kb8 3qwick]

Originally Posted by Murda He

I got AT LEAST a hot 30 one-punch KOs for 10 year olds before I get tired.. so I say something like 47. You can take 5 of em out just by swinging the 6th one in a violent circle by his leg.

80 yea old? Like 50. Leg sweep + elbow drop to the sternum. EASY work.

I can probably take at least 20 5th graders and 20 80 year olds.

 

[mauriciogarcia]

to be real with you i can probably kick the living !+#$ out 12 5th graders

this new generation needs to learn the word respect

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by Murda He

Originally Posted by Executive76


5th grade = 10 yr olds?  all of them.

THis, until proven wrong.

It's like asking me am I smarter than a 5th grader. DAMN STRAIGHT I AM. I'm a grown #%+ man. +$#@ you mean?

i think i could take about 60 5th graders, but i think the 80 years would be easier. 80 years gon be so slow & weak, hell id prolly finish all of em off
  

 

[ihust1e]

This question is pedo status

 

[ruxxx]

^*DEAD*

 

[thacapt]

I think I can handle around 50 5th graders before just getting exhasuted.

And probably around 35 80 year olds (the canes...

)

 

[norcalhussla]

prob about 50 before i start to get tired.  im a savage when in cornered... i turn into a dang pitbull

gonna be alot of muay thai knees to da dome. hopefully all one-hitter quitters  

and RIP if i can get them to continuously walk into a doorway...ill be waiting on the other side giving them knuckle sammichs all day 

 on some dynasty warriors %%%#  

 

[moiety]

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG

Originally Posted by proper english

depends.. where are these 5th grader from exactly? 

All over the World...

the 5th grades here travel with knifes.. so i'm not sure how much I can take down.

 

[limitedretroog]

When I say you're not allowed to use knives, I mean the 5th graders, as well. However, they are allowed to bite, scratch, kick you in the nuts, etc.

 

[mykickzareag21]

This thread is hilarious lmaooooo

i'd stone cold stunner a old lady lMao

 

[executive76]

Originally Posted by eashawty

Originally Posted by Murda He

Originally Posted by Executive76


5th grade = 10 yr olds?  all of them.

THis, until proven wrong.

It's like asking me am I smarter than a 5th grader. DAMN STRAIGHT I AM. I'm a grown #%+ man. +$#@ you mean?

i think i could take about 60 5th graders, but i think the 80 years would be easier. 80 years gon be so slow & weak, hell id prolly finish all of em off
  

Nah you sleeping on them old heads it was a 74 year old who initiated the take down of that Arizona shooter and was shot/grazed at the time.

Forgot to add, there's gonna be unlimited 5th graders and 10 year olds, so "all of them" won't work.


you can yell at some 10 yr olds and they start crying....if I put my hands on em? RIP.

 

[cobra kai]

i say about 50 5th graders before i get tired. they're quick.

100+ 80 year olds. depends, tho. by grandpas almost 8 and he's 6'5 200+ and still strong. dunno if i can take him heads up now.
and old people been around the block a few times. they'll be sneaky.

throw a walker behind u and push u, then you're on the ground. getting stabbed by canes and tennisballs.

 

[retro23j]

I'm treating it like I'm Gohan and they're Cell jrs. COME AT ME LIL BRO'S

80 year olds?......I don't want no problems with them....