Let's do the age old question: How many 5th graders do you think you can take down?

[chrisb9393]

Originally Posted by scshift

Originally Posted by Chrisb9393

Screw all this punching and kicking with 5th graders I'm hittin em with the steven seagal....get em from far away.

Don't you think we would use guns if we could? OP said no weapons. Yeah a SCAR with extended mags would probably be useful. How many 5th graders you think you could take down with that?

Yea i know he said no guns...i just really wanted a reason to use that gif

but seriously give me a SCAR with extended mags Id take down hundreds of em...now with no guns honestly I don't think i could take more than 20 of em..

 

[boss unk ii]

http://www.quibblo.com/qu...ould-you-take-in-a-fight

According to this quiz, I can take on 100,000.

 

[bigtomgetsgwap]

Prolly like 40 5th graders cause of stamina

And like 50 80 year olds I think I could do some damage

 

[drtobaggan]

If the 5th graders came from an all-girls catholic school I'm gonna have to say I could take the entire school.

 

[milestailsprowe]

Wow at all the 50+ plus people. if 2-4 get on your legs your done because you WILL get swarmed. If its a constant 20(class size) coming at you.

 

[daytona 5000]

Sweet Chin Music to every kid rushing me

 

[limitedretroog]

This thread deserves a grave dig.

 

[go rilla]

Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG

This thread deserves a grave dig.

should have asked DCAllAmerican aka eternal gravedigger to do it

 

[fulltech]

a better question is:  how many grown folks can you fight... 

 

[kramer]

They're like half my size, so they would just get their foot in my face. As soon as they latch on to my legs and I trip though its game over

 

[kstar]

Lololol this thread is crazy funny

 

[kiendienn]

Originally Posted by milestailsprowe

Wow at all the 50+ plus people. if 2-4 get on your legs your done because you WILL get swarmed. If its a constant 20(class size) coming at you.

this.  dudes gettin too ambitious with 50+

 

[j4ck]

Originally Posted by kiendienn

Originally Posted by milestailsprowe

Wow at all the 50+ plus people. if 2-4 get on your legs your done because you WILL get swarmed. If its a constant 20(class size) coming at you.

this.  dudes gettin too ambitious with 50+

 

[BANLEU]

NYC gym teacher claims 6-year-old student beat him up

At 5-foot-10 and 220 pounds, gym teacher John Webster is not a slight figure. But the former college football player claims a 50-pound, 6-year-old student physically assaulted him and sent him into therapy.

The New York Post reports that Webster fractured his ankle and injured his knee, all at the hands of 4-foot-2 Rodrigo Carpio. Walker says he now has to wear a brace on his right leg.

"It's sort of like an angel-devil sort of thing," Webster, 27, said of Rodrigo. The boy "looks like an angel, but then, all of a sudden, that halo turns into horns. It's been a nightmare. It's embarrassing. It's humiliating."

And there's reportedly more than just the incident with Webster. Rodrigo, a first-grader at PS 330 in Queens, also allegedly kicked the school principal and pinched several other individuals, including a school security officer.

Webster told the Post that the confrontation started when he was escorting several students to the school cafeteria.

"I tried to hold his wrists, and he began biting me,'' Webster said. "I took him to the principal's office, and he kicked me in the ankle, and one kick landed right on my knee. I felt a pop.''

Lawyer Andrew Siben, who is representing Webster, described Rodrigo as a "tiny terror."

"It's sad that teachers like Mr. Webster are not offered protection from someone who can endanger other teachers and students," Siben told the paper.

However, Rodrigo's parents say the allegations are ridiculous.

"The lawsuit is totally absurd," said the boy's father, Jorge Carpio, 44. "How could my little boy do so much damage?"

"This is a terrible thing to say [about] a child," said his mom, Josefa Marcia

Well guys I think it's time to reevaluate your answers because I know 95% of you guys are not 220 pound former college football players. This kid is only 6 now imagine what 10 and 11 year olds will do.

 

[captnaj phd]

The 5th graders are quick and resilient, but have no stopping power. I'd dispatch around 50 of them with right hooks, Spartan kicks, DDTs and such before I needed a break.

The old folk are different. They may be weak, but at least they're slow and brittle. I could be more methodical in my attack scheme and wouldn't have to go uptempo at all, so I'd have a much easier time with them. I'd be well over 100 before I really slow down any...might toss in a few submission holds just for fun.

EDIT: I wrote this under the assumption that movie rules applied (no matter how many combatants, no more than 4 can attack at a time). I can do 100-man melee under those rules...but if there are 25 prepubescents charging me...

Well, I'll make a few of them remember me, at least.

 

[jjs]

Would love to do this (like in a realistic virtual game or something like that).

Seriously one hit and they are out of the fight. But it still depends... if they come at you in every angle all at the same time, would be hard as **** to get to 50 because once they jump on you like little apes and kick you in the balls, you're pretty much done.

 

[iblink]

We're legit talking about beating up 10 and 80 year olds.

I got at least 25 5th graders and about 20 old heads before one of em catches me with a cane.

 

[jhustle23]

We talking males and females? This thread has me dying.

 

[csmith08]

lol too funny would be very entertaining

 

[benssick]

50....ill do damage.

 

[Mr Dink]

2 and a half years later, I wanna see what everybody says now.

 

[P A Z]

all of them

 

[ksteezy]

all of them

Well played sir

 

[thadoctadvocate]

u have to take into account the obesity rate has gon up dramatically in young kids making them harder to fight off. 2 years ago i woulda said about 25 but with this new development im gunna go with a 15

 

[heliumclinton]

Kids are big these days, maybe 4