Let's do the age old question: How many 5th graders do you think you can take down?

[oh you mad]

At least 6 maybe 9 if it goes down on a Wednesday

 

[miamiboy]

I can knock out about 15 before my hands are all swollen and bruised, then I'd have to start kicking/kneeing/elbowing those lil wanksters.

 

[thadoctadvocate]

At least 6 maybe 9 if it goes down on a Wednesday

i agree wednesday is salad day so the kids will have less energy than if it were taco teusday

 

[Based Jesus]

Somewhere between 20-30. Then the tiredness would kick in and they would all kick my ***

 

[gumsoul410]

Ima say between 19-26 little kids, they don't want war with the God. But they'll catch me eventually. Before they do though, Ima catch a few with the left jab right hook.

Old heads? Ima say like 40/50 straight drop kicks and punches to they frail *** throats. Dat right cross mean

 

[Naruto]

100 + for both. A straight jab to the face and the kid is done. Old dudes are too slow I could easily take out a few and retreat to catch my breath then repeat

 

[ishnaga]

Mr wang style throat chops n neck snaps.
Fifth grader....yea I would be a baby killin machine that day. I couldn't do it to the seniors tho..not 1.