Make a caption for this jay-z pic (from tonight's heat/nets game)

[pr0phecy718]

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[nawghtyhare]

Is that that gylanall dude
The brother of that bag lady look a like that replaced Katie Holmes in TDK

 

[green rhino123]

her silent fart smells hella bad!

 

[Johnny_Cakes]

Why his shoes untied?

 

[RustyShackleford]

"Why dis ***** know so much about Scandal"

 

[Based Jesus]

Why his shoes untied?

Cuz dats how da cool catz wear dere shoes b

 

[halftime]

I should make headphones.

 

[illmatic34]

"Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?"

 

[Mark Antony]

I should make headphones.

Lmao

 

[Bert.]

is Jake wearing the 5lab3? those look kinda good

 

[pr0phecy718]

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[currensy]

those lab 3s are sweet, don't want to know how they'll yellow though.

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Why this ***** talking to my girl

 

[a blinkin]

I should make headphones.

Repped.

 

[Mactastic4167]

Why is this ***** sitting next to me

 

[ohmygosher]

Jake Gyllenhaal.

 

[patrick bateman]

"Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?"

 

[moe fab]

Where's a bubble when you need one?

 

[Nawzlew]

"Is that Deron Williams?"

 

[shotsrangout]

Taxi 12's looking nice and I'm not even a Jordan guy anymore. 

 

[12 million]

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"Ask me if I really lost 92 bricks one more time"

 

[lamekilla]

"That ***** really said I look like JJ Evans"


...and Jake Gyllenhaal is coming for Sudeikis' neck

 

[akajae]

 

[patrick bateman]

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[beacon ave south]

Winnar