Make Your Own Lil B Verse Vol. *#%% On My !@+$ Cause I Look Obi Wan Kinobi

[ir al cine]

Damn, I'm hella based, break yo head like a vase
walking on the flowers, Young Snap God,
cause $%$!# I got the power,
it's your final hour, I got %@+% in the shower,
%@+% in the bathtub, %@+% in the front yard
Damn that based energy go hard.

.............................. (unexplainable pause)........................

Based god in the building, buildings got no ceilings
%@+% on my !%%# cause a !++*% so appealing
Ain't nobody !!#$#%% with this pretty $%$!# $%$!#, nobody from any click $%$!#
Nobody from any coast, damn I don't mean to boast, but

%@+% on my !%%# cause I got custom debit cards
%@+% on my !%%# cause I'm sleep in the bread aisle just Like Asher Roth
%@+% on my !%%# cause I got that based energy
%@+% on my !%%# cause my breath smell like Lemon Tea

#%* I got the Remedy, Young based god !++*%
young based scriptures
Where are all the pictures?
Ya'll Jim Henson
Oh, forgot to mention
%@+% on my !%%# cause I got colored pencils
%@+% on my !%%# cause i have cool initials
If we got an issue, bullets they will lift you
Staight out the car !++*%, young based god !++*%...

Young based god
Call me young laser tag god
turn your bright %%% day into something hella dark
%@+% on my !%%# cause I can parallel park
%@+% on my !%%# cause I got sprinkles on my pop tarts
%@+% on my !%%# cause I'm from the bay !++*%
%@+% on my !%%# cause they don't know what to say !++*%...


#based.

 

[imajaywalker]

no mocking of the basedgod

 

[ham city]

B *$!% is too hard to authentically replicate, bring back the post your own Gucci verse thread, here here.

 

[DVMNXK]

How about no?

 

[guttagetsbusy]

Word around town is that your girlfriend be trappin/
Young based god and when I eat I be smackin/
Boulevard action, ninja keep the ratchet/
West Berkeley shooting hoops you wont even reach the basket/
$#!# on my D' cuz I look like Buster Douglas/
Put her on my drug list, %@!# it ima have hug chicks/
Two parties later and she still wanna suck it/
Told her that i'm tired and I passed that ho the bucket/
Shouts out to Soulja Boy man that chicken needed flavor/
That chef was a hater, I was observing her behavior/
*%*! her neck back and I eat her like an oreo/
I look like Robert Horry though and she tried to read my horoscope/
Pretty Boy Clique and the chicks want to sabotage/
Pretty Boy Clique and her booty shorts are camouflage/

 

[airforce416]

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

Word around town is that your girlfriend be trappin/
Young based god and when I eat I be smackin/
Boulevard action, ninja keep the ratchet/
West Berkeley shooting hoops you wont even reach the basket/
$#!# on my D' cuz I look like Buster Douglas/
Put her on my drug list, %@!# it ima have hug chicks/
Two parties later and she still wanna suck it/
Told her that i'm tired and I passed that ho the bucket/
Shouts out to Soulja Boy man that chicken needed flavor/
That chef was a hater, I was observing her behavior/
*%*! her neck back and I eat her like an oreo/
I look like Robert Horry though and she tried to read my horoscope/
Pretty Boy Clique and the chicks want to sabotage/
Pretty Boy Clique and her booty shorts are camouflage/

 

[Jordan8]

 Blasphemy 

 

[the notorious bum]

Hundred thousand hundred million
Got plenty !!#* on deck call me pretty boy !#%!+/
Atlanta !!#* got that dirty +##%@, but still fuked them why?
BECAUSE Im based GOD.
Mini gun I let shots off, like pew pew pew NO STAR WARS
I use to goon it but now Im rich so Im a pretty boy getting doe


no rhyming needed

 

[beast4ya]

Base God on deck
(pause)
hundred *****s on my ****
would put more but they wont fit
they say Base why you so high?
I tell em cause my swag stay on Fly

yah!
if you dont like it come at me then
you wont see me like you're sitting on top of the stands
young base god **** yo mom and yo sista
and when they finish i make em touch my pista

Pretty boy swag in this ****h
ill take your girl like im starring in Hitch
They call me Young Ken cause i keep all the dolls
young based god shopping spree in all the malls

yah!

lol i suck

 

[stylishstef89]

My swag is straight androgynous, thats why they call me pretty *&^%#@
Songs banging on the astral plane, even martians know my name
Eatin' food with diamond grills, n___'s know I keeps it trill
Based God straight immaculate, Jesus Christ swagger jacked my %$#$
I $#@! your broad, impregnate her with the based god energy
then abort the seed $%#@ it man I'm my own legacy

Nerf gun bullets pierce ya heart, based god power
Lamborghini jet pack, high speed travel
dirty broad burnt me, got me pissin' gravel
Aura brighter than Soul Glo, Last Dragon n____
Snipin you dudes from Mister Rogers' trolley
Got plenty stacks, bought land in Mali
Baby Bop swag, pretty young dinosaur
Based God boy, prettier than all the @$+%%@


 

 

[Gordonson]

Originally Posted by Ir Al Cine

%@+% on my !%%# cause I can parallel park
%@+% on my !%%# cause I got sprinkles on my pop tarts

#BASED

I can imagine him saying this though.

 

[scotthallwithapick]

You guys have no respect.

I will pray for yall