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Originally Posted by I FR3SH I
if this d-bag giambi hits for the cycle I want Mel Stotlemyer fired yesterday
Originally Posted by TBONE95860
then Seattle goes home & gathers themselves as they play Boston Mon--Wed
GirardiAndCola: awright Kyle, Ramirez is up next. He's already hit two bombs off of us today. You know what to do.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no doubt jiggerati, 1000% guapo kyle farnsworth has set into motion a series of events what leave manny faces to clean up after a rambunctious cat an mouse team
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: after surveyen the distruction manny will be left to remark "manny being mammy"
all who read about it later will be left plesantly humort
GirardiAndCola: No no no. I mean... you know what to do... /makes darting eye motions
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you want i should stick him
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]in the latino gangster way not in the sir mixed a lot way[/color]
GirardiAndCola: Just... *sigh* just throw the ball at his head please.
During the at-bat...
MannyTheTorpedoes: helo fren
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: heads up pumpkenhead your %@% is about to get farnswortht
/readies pitch
MannyTheTorpedoes: ok tiem for beisbol
/readies bat
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /throws wild pitch
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has thrown a perfect strike down the middle of the plate, the count is 0-1.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait
MannyTheTorpedoes: gray pitch kile
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hold onto your toolbrush handy manny the bull of the woods is bout to bury your bones neath the yankees stadium
/readies pitch
MannyTheTorpedoes: /readies bat
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /throws as hard as he can
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has thrown an offspeed pitch that catches the corner beautifully, the count is 0-2.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what the #%%$
MannyTheTorpedoes: two gray pitches
GirardiAndCola has visited the mound.
GirardiAndCola: Kyle, what the hell is going on, what're you doing?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: putten this drednaught away with a hammer blow
GirardiAndCola: Just... just try this: try throwing a ball as fast as you can, right down the middle. Okay?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: [color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]whatever you spray ******i[/color]
GirardiAndCola has left the mound.
MannyTheTorpedoes: /readies bat
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /takes a deep breath
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: time to tear up broadway jonathan larson style with a 525,600 mile per hour fast ball
/adjusts glasses
MannyTheTorpedoes: [color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]hurry up plea cartoons is on[/color]
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /hurls with pinpoint accuracy
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has thrown the ball behind MannyTheTorpedoes' head.
MannyTheTorpedoes: hey wha happen
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: checked mate
[table][tr][td]2008 Season Stats[/td] [/tr][tr][td]SPLITS[/td] [td]G[/td] [td]AB[/td] [td]R[/td] [td]H[/td] [td]2B[/td] [td]3B[/td] [td]HR[/td] [td]RBI[/td] [td]BB[/td] [td]SO[/td] [td]SB[/td] [td]CS[/td] [td]AVG[/td] [td]OBP[/td] [td]SLG[/td] [td]OPS[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Season[/td] [td]43[/td] [td]149[/td] [td]17[/td] [td]30[/td] [td]6[/td] [td]0[/td] [td]9[/td] [td]21[/td] [td]16[/td] [td]49[/td] [td]0[/td] [td]0[/td] [td].201[/td] [td].277[/td] [td].423[/td] [td].700[/td] [/tr][/table]
Disgusting figuring how he makes about $15 million a year..