Mariners @ Yankees 5/23-5/25

Yankees offense
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Originally Posted by I FR3SH I

if this d-bag giambi hits for the cycle I want Mel Stotlemyer fired yesterday

You would need to axe him just on the strength that Giambi would've hit a triple.
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Lets hope Wang gets the sweep tomorrow....

then Seattle goes home & gathers themselves as they play Boston Mon--Wed
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Originally Posted by TBONE95860

then Seattle goes home & gathers themselves as they play Boston Mon--Wed
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That's not a good thing, that'll only put Boston farther ahead of us as we play the O's, who we've been having trouble with.
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Leave it to Farnsworth to give up a HR to SEXSON
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I vote Edwar for 8th inning man... at least switch off or something.
 
Too bad Bruney is out. He would've been the best choice for the set up role. Farnsworth is too shaky, you never know what you're gonna get from him.

July is a couple of weeks away, I wonder who we gonna trade for.
 
I'd still keep Farnsy just because he can body slam someone if the need arises.

And I know Farnsworth never said these things but just how they portray him here http://is just hilarious,
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John Sterling says "EL COMEDULCE!" followed by "Bobby Abreu as sweet as candy..." everytime Abreu hits a HR,
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I love his HR calls
 
GirardiAndCola: awright Kyle, Ramirez is up next. He's already hit two bombs off of us today. You know what to do.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no doubt jiggerati, 1000% guapo kyle farnsworth has set into motion a series of events what leave manny faces to clean up after a rambunctious cat an mouse team
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
after surveyen the distruction manny will be left to remark "manny being mammy"
all who read about it later will be left plesantly humort
GirardiAndCola: No no no. I mean... you know what to do... /makes darting eye motions
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
you want i should stick him
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]in the latino gangster way not in the sir mixed a lot way[/color]
GirardiAndCola: Just... *sigh* just throw the ball at his head please.

During the at-bat...

MannyTheTorpedoes: helo fren
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
heads up pumpkenhead your %@% is about to get farnswortht
/readies pitch
MannyTheTorpedoes:
ok tiem for beisbol
/readies bat
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
/throws wild pitch

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has thrown a perfect strike down the middle of the plate, the count is 0-1.

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait
MannyTheTorpedoes: gray pitch kile
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hold onto your toolbrush handy manny the bull of the woods is bout to bury your bones neath the yankees stadium
/readies pitch
MannyTheTorpedoes: /readies bat
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /throws as hard as he can

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has thrown an offspeed pitch that catches the corner beautifully, the count is 0-2.

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what the #%%$
MannyTheTorpedoes:
two gray pitches

GirardiAndCola has visited the mound.

GirardiAndCola: Kyle, what the hell is going on, what're you doing?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: putten this drednaught away with a hammer blow
GirardiAndCola:
Just... just try this: try throwing a ball as fast as you can, right down the middle. Okay?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: [color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]whatever you spray ******i[/color]

GirardiAndCola has left the mound.

MannyTheTorpedoes: /readies bat
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
/takes a deep breath
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
time to tear up broadway jonathan larson style with a 525,600 mile per hour fast ball
/adjusts glasses
MannyTheTorpedoes:
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]hurry up plea cartoons is on[/color]
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
/hurls with pinpoint accuracy

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has thrown the ball behind MannyTheTorpedoes' head.

MannyTheTorpedoes: hey wha happen
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: checked mate

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Let's see...can we unleash offensive hell on another pitcher working on short rest? I would think so...

Let's get it...
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Sexson's stats in 08 so far...

[table][tr][td]2008 Season Stats[/td] [/tr][tr][td]SPLITS[/td] [td]G[/td] [td]AB[/td] [td]R[/td] [td]H[/td] [td]2B[/td] [td]3B[/td] [td]HR[/td] [td]RBI[/td] [td]BB[/td] [td]SO[/td] [td]SB[/td] [td]CS[/td] [td]AVG[/td] [td]OBP[/td] [td]SLG[/td] [td]OPS[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Season[/td] [td]43[/td] [td]149[/td] [td]17[/td] [td]30[/td] [td]6[/td] [td]0[/td] [td]9[/td] [td]21[/td] [td]16[/td] [td]49[/td] [td]0[/td] [td]0[/td] [td].201[/td] [td].277[/td] [td].423[/td] [td].700[/td] [/tr][/table]
Disgusting figuring how he makes about $15 million a year..
 
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