Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....

[shoelyesses]

 
NOT REALLY SAVAGERY 

the j/o struggles were real..... but nothing was worse then pron during the dial up days.... the prejack to actually footage scene ration was unreal... Half the time u just said f it and just went offa memory. Esp when I was younger and lived with my folks... They had an office that had the dedicated dial up line... Sneaky early in the am and then to scared/didn't wanna make noise I would str8 beat off at the work desk under the floor mat..

I remember my folks moving and trying to sell the house and the crust and discoloration of said spot of carpet the rest of the floor was epic. I mean ih was hard like those green square things you use to scrub the tub. Carpet had like this frost tip glaze to it....

 

[snax91]

the j/o struggles were real..... but nothing was worse then pron during the dial up days.... the prejack to actually footage scene ration was unreal... Half the time u just said f it and just went offa memory. Esp when I was younger and lived with my folks... They had an office that had the dedicated dial up line... Sneaky early in the am and then to scared/didn't wanna make noise I would str8 beat off at the work desk under the floor mat..

I remember my folks moving and trying to sell the house and the crust and discoloration of said spot of carpet the rest of the floor was epic. I mean ih was hard like those green square things you use to scrub the tub. Carpet had like this frost tip glaze to it....

 

[greatesqueape]

i once ate a pack of ritz crackers with Prego for dipping sauce, poorest meal to date

 

[herbshuttles15]

Nutted in my shorts last week, feel asleep, woke up and it smelled like cheetos

 

[alpha i caesar]

 
the j/o struggles were real..... but nothing was worse then pron during the dial up days.... the prejack to actually footage scene ration was unreal... Half the time u just said f it and just went offa memory. Esp when I was younger and lived with my folks... They had an office that had the dedicated dial up line... Sneaky early in the am and then to scared/didn't wanna make noise I would str8 beat off at the work desk under the floor mat..

I remember my folks moving and trying to sell the house and the crust and discoloration of said spot of carpet the rest of the floor was epic. I mean ih was hard like those green square things you use to scrub the tub. Carpet had like this frost tip glaze to it....

 When I was in jr coll there was a heat vent right under my computer desk at my apartment. Probably looked like I spilt a box of instant potato flakes down that thing by the time my lease was up.

 

[shoelyesses]

 

 When I was in jr coll there was a heat vent right under my computer desk at my apartment. Probably looked like I spilt a box of instant potato flakes down that thing by the time my lease was up.

the worst about it was the sound esp dial up days was far from dolby... then u had to use those old school cpu speakers... the kind with the knob/dial to turn the volume up and down... and if u turned it down too too far it would give feedback and make like this static hissing sound... but if you turned it up just a little it was kinda faint and perfect except when the internet would freeze then when it came back up it would blast wide open and be all extra loud...

Imagine 2 something in the am trying to figit with the speakers... sitting sweating like a convict on deathrow waiting for the netscape/aol spinning wheel to stop so the video could continue all while trying to relax and enjoy urself and treat ur meat to a lil tug love... It was so stressfull.... but dammit if you didn't love jasmin st clair...  full shera bush and all...

God porn kinda sucked back then... with the swanky music... the dude with the 3 striped socks... the bad lighting/bad make up....

 

[currensy]

When I'm home alone I sometimes yell out random noises like I have tourettes.

 

[alpha i caesar]

God porn kinda sucked back then... with the swanky music... the dude with the 3 striped socks... the bad lighting/bad make up....

I had the broken headphones with a short in one ear...one ear listening for moans the other for noises on the approach. Had to have Navy SEAL type senses to j/o back in the day.

One of my favorite things about porn today is the amateur stuff. You can hear kids crying, ice cream truck, dogs barking, tv shows on in the background. Sometimes you see the same furniture you have in a porn. 

 

[12 million]

I had the broken headphones with a short in one ear...one ear listening for moans the other for noises on the approach. Had to have Navy SEAL type senses to j/o back in the day.

One of my favorite things about porn today is the amateur stuff. You can hear kids crying, ice cream truck, dogs barking, tv shows on in the background. Sometimes you see the same furniture you have in a porn. 

 

[alpha i caesar]

^duly noted

 

[tyonenine]

I always eat cereal without milk

 

[Based Jesus]

Having the computer in my room def helped. I always just plugged out the speakers and closed the door so no one could hear the computer connecting to the internet.

Kids these days have it so easy.  I honestly have less respect for someone that never had to watch porn with dial up. It makes no sense but I do

 

[shoelyesses]

 
Having the computer in my room def helped. I always just plugged out the speakers and closed the door so no one could hear the computer connecting to the internet.

Kids these days have it so easy.  I honestly have less respect for someone that never had to watch porn with dial up. It makes no sense but I do

exactly pron was a task back then...and u really appreciated it then... plus they put more of an effort in pron... I remember when they would do spoof spinoffs and play alongs to popular tv shows and movies... Like they would take a hit tv show/movie and put  a pron spin to it....

Nowadays they pretty much just come in say the typical same few lines and get to. Back in the day pron stars where lowkey bgrade actors...And they actually was into and dedicated to their craft/work... Dudes would be sweating like slaves... the woman was busting they humps literally... And u appreciated the work they did esp... because of dial up u might get maybe a full scene in one session... Plus it was new exciting fresh stuff like all the time... Nowadays pron basically shows the same old videos from the same ole folks over and over... its like they get in for a few yrs make like 20-30 videos and get out.

 

[cs02132]

 


the j/o struggles were real..... but nothing was worse then pron during the dial up days.... the prejack to actually footage scene ration was unreal... Half the time u just said f it and just went offa memory. Esp when I was younger and lived with my folks... They had an office that had the dedicated dial up line... Sneaky early in the am and then to scared/didn't wanna make noise I would str8 beat off at the work desk under the floor mat..

I remember my folks moving and trying to sell the house and the crust and discoloration of said spot of carpet the rest of the floor was epic. I mean ih was hard like those green square things you use to scrub the tub. Carpet had like this frost tip glaze to it....

 When I was in jr coll there was a heat vent right under my computer desk at my apartment. Probably looked like I spilt a box of instant potato flakes down that thing by the time my lease was up.

:x :x

 

[paulprince3730]

 

 
NOT REALLY SAVAGERY 

the j/o struggles were real..... but nothing was worse then pron during the dial up days.... the prejack to actually footage scene ration was unreal... Half the time u just said f it and just went offa memory. Esp when I was younger and lived with my folks... They had an office that had the dedicated dial up line... Sneaky early in the am and then to scared/didn't wanna make noise I would str8 beat off at the work desk under the floor mat..

I remember my folks moving and trying to sell the house and the crust and discoloration of said spot of carpet the rest of the floor was epic. I mean ih was hard like those green square things you use to scrub the tub. Carpet had like this frost tip glaze to it....

lol bruh, you had it good

i was poppin off to stills and dirty stories, smh

wouldnt eem tempt the thought of having the privilege to watch an actual vid

godivagirls.com, cinnamonbunz.com, curvelocity.com was my ****

i would probably flip if i saw zenaida irl today

 

[paulprince3730]

When I'm home alone I sometimes yell out random noises like I have tourettes.

real talk, i do this in my car every morning like "FDB" "DAM" i dont cuss all the time, but i be sayin some stupid ****

i get outrageous surges of energy (im not hyperactive tho) and spazz pretty hard too

 

[Gordonson]

i get outrageous surges of energy (im not hyperactive tho) and spazz pretty hard too

This happens to me too sometimes

I'll be randomly shouting out PARTYNEXTDOOR or YG lyrics wondering what the hell I'm doing.

 

[Coromanti]

I get weird cold surges up my back.

When I walk sometimes I get in my head so I don't see or hear people when I'm walking.

 

[Ox.]

porn and dial up 

 good times.

I'd always drag the thing to the middle of the video knowing that's where it started getting good in hopes no one called the pad while it downloaded. 

I remember I let it download once and went back to my bed to play some video games, my mom asked if she could use the phone and I was like nah, then she yelled bc I wasn't on the computer, then you know that rage you get when you can't fap in peace? yea, I flipped on my mom 

 

the other day I went skating in this shirt that I last wore when I smashed (yea I sometimes bone with my shirt on) it had a nasty crusty spot right where my wiener is. smelled awful so i used that spot to wipe my sweat, now it's clean 

 

[Based Jesus]

I had 2 phone lines so I never had to worry about someone calling while I was online

 

[shoeking2101]

Never watched porn with dial up, ever *shrugs*

 

[pmpdaddyrobford]

Never watched porn with dial up, ever *shrugs*

I was doin it wit Morpheus/Kazaa
Saw my first squirt video off of kazaa.... By accident cuz of things being named wrong

 

[Ube]

I sometimes shower 6 times in a day.

Once before breakfast
Once after breakfast
Once before lunch
Once after lunch
Once before dinner
Once after dinner

 

[change the name Snyder]

I sometimes shower 6 times in a day.

Once before breakfast
Once after breakfast
Once before lunch
Once after lunch
Once before dinner
Once after dinner

6 is a lil OD, but 

 #teamcleanliness 

During june - august i like to shower 3 times a day since im outside a lot. 

 

[ognter]

Dudes showering 6 times a day?!?! TF... That mean you going through 6 pair of boxers in a  day too?