Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[Master Zik]

Raw4Life

 

[calibeebee]

DCAllAfrican

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

I went to a local barbershop and said make me look like that (pointing to a magazine cover ).

It turns out it was a picture of Ronald Isley

 

[Master Zik]

That's crazy aint no cops making me exercise to death.

 

[art vandelay]

I did a fishtail in my car, and I was like “why did I ever think this was cool, I could’ve hurt my neck or back”

 

[art vandelay]

I was on my way to the gym the other day, I was held up because before I left I was on YouTube and this video came up, once I started watching, I knew I was washed because I watched the whole thing, I was mesmerized. Here is said video:

 

[kungfu koala]

I'd be shocked myself considering the state of that yard.
Clean. Literally!
But yea, you washed.

 

[ALNotSure]

I knew when I was washed when I realized when it was time to enter my birthday on surveys and stuff I kept scrolling for a few seconds more than when I was younger.
Hurts every time I do it lol

 

[babyface34]

I was on my way to the gym the other day, I was held up because before I left I was on YouTube and this video came up, once I started watching, I knew I was washed because I watched the whole thing, I was mesmerized. Here is said video:

I just upgraded my WASHED status on the strength of this video. I experienced nostalgia just remembering the feeling of pride and satisfaction associated with mowing ridiculously tall lawns in my old neighborhoods as a teen. Around this time of day 20+ years ago, I would be sweeping clippings out of the driveway.

 

[kungfu koala]

Yea that vid lowkey therapeutic.
...well this one time, i gave this kid a soda, he says Thank you sir!
felt like i died a lil inside that day.

 

[jape]

yeah that first time a kid calls you Sir and really means it is a ************ hahahah

 

[kungfu koala]

Yea man. In all earnest n shi. stung the most..
he's respectful, u can't admonish him for it..lol

 

[s0lefunk]

Yea I’m taking too much pride in keeping my grass cut. I look at my neighbors with judgement. They have yet to cut their grass...

I started to do it for them but then I think of True Detective when Rust cut Marty’s lawn...

Spoiler

then smashed his wife

 

[art vandelay]

Yea I’m taking too much pride in keeping my grass cut. I look at my neighbors with judgement. They have yet to cut their grass...

I started to do it for them but then I think of True Detective when Rust cut Marty’s lawn...

Spoiler

then smashed his wife

Real talk Fam, if this is a metric of washedness, then me and my neighbor across the street are washed. It sounds funny, but it’s like we’re on the same schedule and it’s like a competition. If he sees me cutting, edging, etc… within a day or two he is doing the same, and vice versa. Now the other neighbors are on our schedule and let me tell you, it’s nice driving down the block after work and seeing a handful of houses with meticulously manicured lawns.

Also, we are at the stage of dad jokes now, like we both hand wash our cars, and no less than a dozen times when one of us sees the other washing the car it’s almost like we have to shout across the street “let me know when your done and I’ll drop mine off” we taking washed to a new level on this side, Neighborhood Washed.

 

[deusavertat]

I'm not bald but this is a few of my friends as they get older

 

[s0lefunk]

art vandelay Bruh..... the neighbor on the other side does the exact same thing.... He gets out there the same day he sees me cut.

 

[art vandelay]

art vandelay Bruh..... the neighbor on the other side does the exact same thing.... He gets out there the same day he sees me cut.

Sir, what that is called is Respect. Your neighbor is showing respect.

 

[QU!K]

I wear New Balance for comfort not fashion

 

[coldcity]

Sir, what that is called is Respect. Your neighbor is showing respect.

This

 

[jape]

wife just told me i should go out, grab some drinks, and watch the games with the homies...have some fun.
i'm debating whether i should do that or sit on my *** all day and literally do nothing. it actually sounds like the better choice right now.

 

[langfor5]

Echoing sentiments about lawn care. My life revolves around a weekly mowing schedule. Also, my YouTube suggestions have went from sneaker unboxings to lawn care and mower reviews.

 

[Smokecitykicks]

Had two broads DTF last night and I fell asleep at the kickback again. After a few shots and 4 j’s in rotation I was done by 11:45.

 

[Nouss]

wife just told me i should go out, grab some drinks, and watch the games with the homies...have some fun.
i'm debating whether i should do that or sit on my *** all day and literally do nothing. it actually sounds like the better choice right now.

Now that COVID is winding down, my main excuse not to leave the house is gone. Love not doing anything in the crib all day.

Spoiler

 

[ALNotSure]

When your 6 year old has no idea and I mean no idea what a boom box is..... this thing is maybe 35 years old...

 

[cs02132]

Had two broads DTF last night and I fell asleep at the kickback again. After a few shots and 4 j’s in rotation I was done by 11:45.

Man idk what happened but now as soon as I drink alcohol I get so sleepy
Brown liquor is the worst. 1 shot and I’m