Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[kingfoamnyc]

Had two broads DTF last night and I fell asleep at the kickback again. After a few shots and 4 j’s in rotation I was done by 11:45.

Damn man

 

[ALNotSure]

wife just told me i should go out, grab some drinks, and watch the games with the homies...have some fun.
i'm debating whether i should do that or sit on my *** all day and literally do nothing. it actually sounds like the better choice right now.

Issa trap

 

[Air_raw09]

I legit walked out of my house today on to the steps stared outside for a good 5 minutes and figured staying in on a Sunday on my couch watching NBA playoffs were better than going out

 

[nachobroadweezy]

Wore Crocs.....in public

 

[1c3m4m]

I went to a local barbershop and said make me look like that (pointing to a magazine cover ).

It turns out it was a picture of Ronald Isley

Lmfao

 

[addict4sneakers]

Hooped on Saturday for 2.5 hours. Felt youthful. Spry. Quick.

2 days later everything hurts

 

[tomdiginson]

Went out to celebrate a friend's birthday over the weekend. Had some drinks. Still recovering 2 days later.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

I just shaved off my beard for whatever reason.

I look like a fat version of my 19 year old self

 

[calibeebee]

I just shaved off my beard for whatever reason.

I look like a fat version of my 19 year old self

I feel this for real. I can’t get haircuts these days, unless I hit the gym for a few weeks first. Otherwise I look too chubby when I’m missing the distracting long hair

 

[kingfoamnyc]

I feel this for real. I can’t get haircuts these days, unless I hit the gym for a few weeks first. Otherwise I look too chubby when I’m missing the distracting long hair

We gon be aight bro remember this the covid weight!

 

[calibeebee]

We gon be aight bro remember this the covid weight!

yup! We get passes for pandemic pounds

 

[Mark Antony]

I just shaved off my beard for whatever reason.

I look like a fat version of my 19 year old self

Every now and then I'll forget what I look like under there and shave it. My homegirl said I looked older once. There's a level of body fat I have to get to for it to be panty moistening regardless of facial hair.

 

[QU!K]

I think I almost strained my knee stepping out the car

 

[kingfoamnyc]

I think I almost strained my knee stepping out the car

 

[Upptempo]

I think I almost strained my knee doing anything

 

[QU!K]

I even almost had on the same fit

Grey NB and Khaki shorts

 

[mplsdunk]

I haven’t clean shaved in years. I don’t even own a razor.

as for crocks that’s not washed anymore. My daughter and all her friends rock them. So basically you dress like a 8th grade girl.

 

[Air Champa]

Crocs are everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I swear they're taking over.

 

[Case]

I just caught myself walking down the hallway in my house while patting my gut with both my hands..smh..It was like I was playing the bongos..

Spoiler

My wife saw me do this and gave me a look of disappointment..

 

[deusavertat]

Honestly this anyone over 6ft3 their entire lives.

I moved recently and had to drive a uhaul. For how big those things are they have zero room in the front. My wife is 5ft10 and she was struggling the entire ride as well.

 

[art vandelay]

You kind of have to get out the whip like that though if your car sits lower. If you have a SUV/CUV it’s different because you can just rotate the hips in the direction of the exit, and kind of just step out. Buy in a car, one that sits kind of low you have to hike those knees up.

 

[townbidness]

You kind of have to get out the whip like that though if your car sits lower. If you have a SUV/CUV it’s different because you can just rotate the hips in the direction of the exit, and kind of just step out. Buy in a car, one that sits kind of low you have to hike those knees up.

 

[deusavertat]

I haven’t clean shaved in years. I don’t even own a razor.

as for crocks that’s not washed anymore. My daughter and all her friends rock them. So basically you dress like a 8th grade girl.

My wife's late uncle is in his late 70s and got some exclusives he put me on that he copped at an outlet. I think at this point crocs transcend age, race, gender, and socioeconomic status.

 

[ayotayo]

Wore Crocs.....in public

Welcome brethren

 

[mplsdunk]

My wife's late uncle is in his late 70s and got some exclusives he put me on that he copped at an outlet. I think at this point crocs transcend age, race, gender, and socioeconomic status.

definitely, I’m just talking crap but even my daughters friend group all ethnicities and income levels all United by crocs.

My boy is a high school gym teacher and coach and all the kids on the basketball team rock crocks too. Back in hs I would have got tf clowned out of me for crocks.