Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[murkn3m]

Guys. I went out for post baby drinks last night and by the time I got home and changed I was puking my brains out til this am. This is ****ing washed.

good ish bro

 

[moe200069]

My 7 year old asked me “did they have cars when I was born”?

#teamwashed

an opportunity to blitz him with this

 

[jape]

Guys. I went out for post baby drinks last night and by the time I got home and changed I was puking my brains out til this am. This is ****ing washed.

congrats!

 

[jaypesoz]

My 7 year old asked me “did they have cars when I was born”?

#teamwashed

My oldest is 6 and she doesn’t understand how someone’s birth year doesn’t start with 2000

 

[Mark Antony]

 

[Bronson]

Guys. I went out for post baby drinks last night and by the time I got home and changed I was puking my brains out til this am. This is ****ing washed.

Sorry to hear that.

 

[shogun]

Guys. I went out for post baby drinks last night and by the time I got home and changed I was puking my brains out til this am. This is ****ing washed.

Ha. What did you drink and how much? Last time I puked from drinking was my 30th birthday 6 years ago. It reminded me how much puking hurts.

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

Ha. What did you drink and how much? Last time I puked from drinking was my 30th birthday 6 years ago. It reminded me how much puking hurts.

I had 6 drinks. 3 glasses of wine and 3 glasses of champagne . Puking is the worst man I had a rough pregnancy with lots of puking and it brought me back to that never again.

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

congrats!

Thank you

 

[2pacalypsenow]

 

[beh235]

... When the Matlock theme song comes on and you start bopping to it...

 

[Bosa]

Welp.. my knees hurting like ****. Age 31

 

[mastamind033]

I had 6 drinks. 3 glasses of wine and 3 glasses of champagne . Puking is the worst man I had a rough pregnancy with lots of puking and it brought me back to that never again.

Once you hit 30+, mixing different types of alcohol is always a huge risk. Only exception is beer and one type of liquor.

 

[the 718 truth]

Last time I drank heavily it was straight tequila. Made sure to do the responsible thing and hydrate heavily by chasing with plenty of water. Still ended up with a bout of vertigo and tinnitus.

 

[shogun]

I avoid tequila now. Back in college i'd be at a party carrying around a bottle of nasty jose cuervo.

 

[maq25060]

Welp.. my knees hurting like ****. Age 31

My hip hurts this morning.

Perculiar.

 

[art vandelay]

Drinking is tricky for me, like I said, if I know that I’m going to be in a position where I know I might get drunk, I usually take 3-4 Motrin, sinus medication, and drink Gatorade or Body Armor before hand. If I “fall” into a drinking situation unexpectedly then I ask the host for some sort of headache medication and I chase everything with water. Hangovers are no joke for me and I just can’t do it. Often.

 

[Mark Antony]

It's time to consider laying off the drinks if you have to do all that to endure. I rarely drink now and am a lightweight. Wild but that first gut punch from alcohol seems to happen to a lot of people around the 30 mark.

 

[langfor5]

I had 6 drinks. 3 glasses of wine and 3 glasses of champagne . Puking is the worst man I had a rough pregnancy with lots of puking and it brought me back to that never again.

Them first drinks after pregnancy be hittin' different. LOL.

In my 20s I stood in line for bars, clubs and sneakers.
In my mid 30s I now stand in line for picture opps with Santa and to get into the zoo.

That is washed.

 

[deusavertat]

I had 6 drinks. 3 glasses of wine and 3 glasses of champagne . Puking is the worst man I had a rough pregnancy with lots of puking and it brought me back to that never again.

I can't do wine. That's automatic knockout territory for me. I just chose one type of liqour and stick with it all night. And no sugary drinks

 

[uncalled4boy]

It's time to consider laying off the drinks if you have to do all that to endure. I rarely drink now and am a lightweight. Wild but that first gut punch from alcohol seems to happen to a lot of people around the 30 mark.

After Somewhat Struggling With Drinking In Social Settings Finally Had A Breakthrough Yesterday I Hit The Club For A Homies Bday.

Had Two Drinks, Then Water The Rest Of The Night. #FeltGoodAndWashedMan

 

[langfor5]

The no sugary drinks is the key for me. I can't do the mixed drinks anymore.

The real step towards managing drinking and the side effects is knowing your limit. Once you find that out you will be gucci moving forward.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Should def know your limit by the time you're lurking this thread

 

[JustBlaze.]

Played 18 holes of golf this past Saturday at a new course and my body still sore. This is some ********.

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

I avoid tequila now. Back in college i'd be at a party carrying around a bottle of nasty jose cuervo.

I cannnot drink tequila. Like even smelling it makes me wanna puke. I blame spring break in Cancun 2006