Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[the 718 truth]

I avoid tequila now. Back in college i'd be at a party carrying around a bottle of nasty jose cuervo.

Pre-washed, I would pregame with tequila or gin. Now I can’t even stand the smell of strong hand sanitizer

 

[deusavertat]

Time and place for both

Cocaine in moderation>>>>both

 

[maq25060]

I'm just a choir boy, but at least once a week I think about the fact that low dosing coke is what most of the world does. But the idea of actually chopping it up and snorting? Too movie like for the kid.

 

[headdetective]

 

[jape]

Yeah nothing is going up my nose and never will
deusavertat you are an introvert I would think green would be your preference

 

[smedroc]

I would have tried cocaine out of curiosity but i feel like i would start wearing turtle necks and loafers so i can't allow it to happen.

 

[deusavertat]

I'm just a choir boy, but at least once a week I think about the fact that low dosing coke is what most of the world does. But the idea of actually chopping it up and snorting? Too movie like for the kid.

I was kidding, don't do coke man or any other substances for that matter.

I'm pretty sure my pre-workout drink is cocaine without the euphoria. I gotta cut back on caffiene.

 

[turbospartan]

On the topic: my girl had a little too much wine on Thanksgiving and spent a good 2 hours puking her brains out. She spent at least one of those hours posted up on the stairs like this

I've never seen someone go from laughing hysterically, to puking their brains out, and go back to laughing hysterically within the course of 15 seconds. She's a trooper.

Bro what is going on in this photo? I can't tell if she's slumped over or reverse slumped over like the chick from the Exorcist

 

[Comparison Ford]

Bro what is going on in this photo? I can't tell if she's slumped over or reverse slumped over like the chick from the Exorcist

Utilizing gravity for its full emetic potential.

 

[akajae]

Tequila is my go to lol

 

[Master Zik]

My oldest is 6 and she doesn’t understand how someone’s birth year doesn’t start with 2000

Counting may not be her thing.

 

[wayniac211]

coke helps out if you pulling all nighters with work or turning up.. expensive habit though and the ****s all stepped /tampered with

 

[turbospartan]

Counting may not be her thing.

I hate these damn kids that talk about the 80's and 90's as "the late 1900's"

MF its true, but dont say it like that you little whipper snappers

 

[deusavertat]

My insomnia is a gift and a curse, while people were doing Adderall to stay up in school. I was like I'm awake anyway no need for drugs.

 

[Master Zik]

Doesn't matter where or when you drink poison though...end of the day it's still poison.

We can agree to disagree though, aint tryin to ruin the flow and laughs

That's the thing though, you drink enough poison and you can build up a resistance.

coke helps out if you pulling all nighters with work or turning up.. expensive habit though and the ****s all stepped /tampered with

Just take adderall damn

 

[headdetective]

Tell that to your kidneys

 

[Master Zik]

Tell that to your kidneys

Adapt or die.

I'll get me an artificial 3D printed kidney.

 

[Mark Antony]

Folks tryna get the bow wow face.

 

[headdetective]

Whatever works for you killa lol

 

[headdetective]

Seen what coke do to cats. Even family unfortunately

 

[wayniac211]

Just take adderall damn

i just chief.. i’ll try anything once but if the side effects outweigh progress i’ll pass.

*fave high is opiates but that **** gives you constipation.

 

[Bronson]

coke helps out if you pulling all nighters with work or turning up.. expensive habit though and the ****s all stepped /tampered with

May I suggest a cup of coffee instead?

 

[wayniac211]

May I suggest a cup of coffee instead?

3x a day .. yeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[calibeebee]

My wife is a jerk…

tell me why I saw this pic and heard this song playing?

 

[Master Zik]

i just chief.. i’ll try anything once but if the side effects outweigh progress i’ll pass.

*fave high is opiates but that **** gives you constipation.

I meant if you talking about staying up all night. No need to jump right to cocaine anymore