NT, tell your "whip it out" stories

[youngsk8]

Originally Posted by Lunatic 809

5"7? you look taller in the wdywt pics.

naw Lunatic i just keep the camera low to look that waylol

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

Originally Posted by Lunatic 809

5"7? you look taller in the wdywt pics.

word

 

[whateversclever]

Originally Posted by BCF06

Originally Posted by Apollo Greed

when broads whip it out for you..

messing with those shemales huh.

I never laughed so much

 

[dynamic x]

Originally Posted by YoungSk8

I remember back in '01 I had to whip it out!!! At the time girls were thinking since I'm 5'7'' and a buck fifty i would be packing something small and fragile. "boy were they wrong!!" so me and my boys are chillin at these girls house and the girls bring up "D" so they go down the line asking/guessing what we had stored away and when they get to me they laugh and try to skip me. so i told them if one of ya'll get me up i'll whip it out for all ya'll to see. so one girl hops up and starts working her magic, after a few sec. my tent is fully pitched and i whip it out for the ladies. they are like

so now you know my head is blown up!! lol later the girl that was working her magic took me in her room and did our thing. you know ladies they talk, so word spread like a L.A. wild fire and it's been on ever since.

No you didn't. Go play your Wii or something.

I'm not saying all of these stories are ducktales, but this is porn story material.

I wouldn't be surprised if you said you and your boys were plumbers wearingcut-off jean shorts.

 

[three6mafia2007]

This whole thread is

but this one got me:

Originally Posted by Dynamic X

Originally Posted by YoungSk8

I remember back in '01 I had to whip it out!!! At the time girls were thinking since I'm 5'7'' and a buck fifty i would be packing something small and fragile. "boy were they wrong!!" so me and my boys are chillin at these girls house and the girls bring up "D" so they go down the line asking/guessing what we had stored away and when they get to me they laugh and try to skip me. so i told them if one of ya'll get me up i'll whip it out for all ya'll to see. so one girl hops up and starts working her magic, after a few sec. my tent is fully pitched and i whip it out for the ladies. they are like

so now you know my head is blown up!! lol later the girl that was working her magic took me in her room and did our thing. you know ladies they talk, so word spread like a L.A. wild fire and it's been on ever since.

No you didn't. Go play your Wii or something.

I'm not saying all of these stories are ducktales, but this is porn story material.

I wouldn't be surprised if you said you and your boys were plumbers wearing cut-off jean shorts.

 

[mrdoeboi]

Well when I first moved to Brooklyn 03 I was on a roll till 07 as of late I haven't whipped it out but i'm gonna start doing it again
Basically I stopped after my B-day 07 I was so drunk whipped it out and passed out rocked hard and didn't get nothing accomplished
and shorty told all my homeboys SMH

 

[youngsk8]

Originally Posted by Dynamic X

Originally Posted by YoungSk8

I remember back in '01 I had to whip it out!!! At the time girls were thinking since I'm 5'7'' and a buck fifty i would be packing something small and fragile. "boy were they wrong!!" so me and my boys are chillin at these girls house and the girls bring up "D" so they go down the line asking/guessing what we had stored away and when they get to me they laugh and try to skip me. so i told them if one of ya'll get me up i'll whip it out for all ya'll to see. so one girl hops up and starts working her magic, after a few sec. my tent is fully pitched and i whip it out for the ladies. they are like

so now you know my head is blown up!! lol later the girl that was working her magic took me in her room and did our thing. you know ladies they talk, so word spread like a L.A. wild fire and it's been on ever since.

No you didn't. Go play your Wii or something.

I'm not saying all of these stories are ducktales, but this is porn story material.

I wouldn't be surprised if you said you and your boys were plumbers wearing cut-off jean shorts.

lmao I'll play the wii later, but i'm a 26 yr old born and raised in L.A. California. IDK where your from or if you been to L.A. but ourgirls are with the business. you can check my myspace for the girls i mess with. no need for me flabbergast about any story i post.

and plumbers wearing cut-off jean shorts.......

fam whats on your mind???

 

[stay lurkin]

I have a story.
About a year ago I was talking to this Mormon girl

. We have always had a crush on each other but never dated because our lives/beliefs just don'tmingle. Anyway- she lives in an apartment near campus and she invited me over. Said she wanted to "makeout." I was like, "hey its late, so if Icome over I'm staying the night cuz I ain't driving back home." So I went over and we started kissing and touching a bit. Well, i get boners madeasy and I was full blown- so I started getting closer to her body so she could feel it. Oh, and I was weraing gym shorts with boxers so you know it was of thechain. She says "you're big huh." Keep in mind that she has only seen/held one (she was dating this kid for a year and almost married him. Iguess they messed aropund a bit but she always repented to her bishop etc. mormon and being temple ready stuff). So we were df'n

for a minute and sherolled over and was like "I gotta stop because I will do something I regret"

So this is

. I'm laying beside her in the dark.....horny as hell.....so...

I whip it out and start stroking

...I mean puttin in work. Idon't know how I built up the nerve but I did. She obviously wasn't sleeping and was like "oh my gosh what are you doing????". I was like"ok I will stop." She said "well wait, you don't have to, can I watch?". I was like.........

. So she started kissing me while I washandling it and then eventually she moved her hand down....and then her head

. She asked me "is it gonna be alot?". I said "I dunno itsalways a suprise"

. A while later.....sho nuff
Can't believe that whipping it out actually worked

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

I have a story.
About a year ago I was talking to this Mormon girl

. We have always had a crush on each other but never dated because our lives/beliefs just don't mingle. Anyway- she lives in an apartment near campus and she invited me over. Said she wanted to "makeout." I was like, "hey its late, so if I come over I'm staying the night cuz I ain't driving back home." So I went over and we started kissing and touching a bit. Well, i get boners mad easy and I was full blown- so I started getting closer to her body so she could feel it. Oh, and I was weraing gym shorts with boxers so you know it was of the chain. She says "you're big huh." Keep in mind that she has only seen/held one (she was dating this kid for a year and almost married him. I guess they messed aropund a bit but she always repented to her bishop etc. mormon and being temple ready stuff). So we were df'n

for a minute and she rolled over and was like "I gotta stop because I will do something I regret"

So this is

. I'm laying beside her in the dark.....horny as hell.....so...

I whip it out and start stroking

...I mean puttin in work. I don't know how I built up the nerve but I did. She obviously wasn't sleeping and was like "oh my gosh what are you doing????". I was like "ok I will stop." She said "well wait, you don't have to, can I watch?". I was like.........

. So she started kissing me while I was handling it and then eventually she moved her hand down....and then her head

. She asked me "is it gonna be alot?". I said "I dunno its always a suprise"

. A while later.....sho nuff Can't believe that whipping it out actually worked

lol good story I believe you... but you didnt smash

just dome?

 

[cidman911]

One time I whipped it out and she said "It is a little cold out here isn't it."

I keed.

 

[stay lurkin]

Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

I have a story.
About a year ago I was talking to this Mormon girl

. We have always had a crush on each other but never dated because our lives/beliefs just don't mingle. Anyway- she lives in an apartment near campus and she invited me over. Said she wanted to "makeout." I was like, "hey its late, so if I come over I'm staying the night cuz I ain't driving back home." So I went over and we started kissing and touching a bit. Well, i get boners mad easy and I was full blown- so I started getting closer to her body so she could feel it. Oh, and I was weraing gym shorts with boxers so you know it was of the chain. She says "you're big huh." Keep in mind that she has only seen/held one (she was dating this kid for a year and almost married him. I guess they messed aropund a bit but she always repented to her bishop etc. mormon and being temple ready stuff). So we were df'n

for a minute and she rolled over and was like "I gotta stop because I will do something I regret"

So this is

. I'm laying beside her in the dark.....horny as hell.....so...

I whip it out and start stroking

...I mean puttin in work. I don't know how I built up the nerve but I did. She obviously wasn't sleeping and was like "oh my gosh what are you doing????". I was like "ok I will stop." She said "well wait, you don't have to, can I watch?". I was like.........

. So she started kissing me while I was handling it and then eventually she moved her hand down....and then her head

. She asked me "is it gonna be alot?". I said "I dunno its always a suprise"

. A while later.....sho nuff Can't believe that whipping it out actually worked

lol good story I believe you... but you didnt smash

just dome?

Nah no smash but I could have. She is a virgin and having sex before marriage means that you can't get married in the temple. They are silly anal aboutthat. I just respected that and I didn't want her to kill herself

. They next day she texted me thanking me for not having sex with her. But she saidthat I can't come over anymore

 

[lrrr]

Originally Posted by YoungSk8

I remember back in '01 I had to whip it out!!! At the time girls were thinking since I'm 5'7'' and a buck fifty i would be packing something small and fragile. "boy were they wrong!!" so me and my boys are chillin at these girls house and the girls bring up "D" so they go down the line asking/guessing what we had stored away and when they get to me they laugh and try to skip me. so i told them if one of ya'll get me up i'll whip it out for all ya'll to see. so one girl hops up and starts working her magic, after a few sec. my tent is fully pitched and i whip it out for the ladies. they are like

so now you know my head is blown up!! lol later the girl that was working her magic took me in her room and did our thing. you know ladies they talk, so word spread like a L.A. wild fire and it's been on ever since.

Saying "for the ladies" doesn't make it right

 

[youmadyoubad]

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

I have a story.
About a year ago I was talking to this Mormon girl

. We have always had a crush on each other but never dated because our lives/beliefs just don't mingle. Anyway- she lives in an apartment near campus and she invited me over. Said she wanted to "makeout." I was like, "hey its late, so if I come over I'm staying the night cuz I ain't driving back home." So I went over and we started kissing and touching a bit. Well, i get boners mad easy and I was full blown- so I started getting closer to her body so she could feel it. Oh, and I was weraing gym shorts with boxers so you know it was of the chain. She says "you're big huh." Keep in mind that she has only seen/held one (she was dating this kid for a year and almost married him. I guess they messed aropund a bit but she always repented to her bishop etc. mormon and being temple ready stuff). So we were df'n

for a minute and she rolled over and was like "I gotta stop because I will do something I regret"

So this is

. I'm laying beside her in the dark.....horny as hell.....so...

I whip it out and start stroking

...I mean puttin in work. I don't know how I built up the nerve but I did. She obviously wasn't sleeping and was like "oh my gosh what are you doing????". I was like "ok I will stop." She said "well wait, you don't have to, can I watch?". I was like.........

. So she started kissing me while I was handling it and then eventually she moved her hand down....and then her head

. She asked me "is it gonna be alot?". I said "I dunno its always a suprise"

. A while later.....sho nuff Can't believe that whipping it out actually worked

lol good story I believe you... but you didnt smash

just dome?

Nah no smash but I could have. She is a virgin and having sex before marriage means that you can't get married in the temple. They are silly anal about that. I just respected that and I didn't want her to kill herself

. They next day she texted me thanking me for not having sex with her. But she said that I can't come over anymore

is this before or after you gave her flowers?

 

[romedadude]

Originally Posted by North Dade Represent

It seems like yall dudes is whipping it out in situations when you know you're going to smash. That's cool, I guess.

It definitely keeps the success rate high. It would be mad awkward to whip it out at an inopportune time.

 

[youngsk8]

me and the girls went into another room.

 

[stay lurkin]

YouMadYouBad wrote:

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Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin

I have a story.
About a year ago I was talking to this Mormon girl

. We have always had a crush on each other but never dated because our lives/beliefs just don't mingle. Anyway- she lives in an apartment near campus and she invited me over. Said she wanted to "makeout." I was like, "hey its late, so if I come over I'm staying the night cuz I ain't driving back home." So I went over and we started kissing and touching a bit. Well, i get boners mad easy and I was full blown- so I started getting closer to her body so she could feel it. Oh, and I was weraing gym shorts with boxers so you know it was of the chain. She says "you're big huh." Keep in mind that she has only seen/held one (she was dating this kid for a year and almost married him. I guess they messed aropund a bit but she always repented to her bishop etc. mormon and being temple ready stuff). So we were df'n

for a minute and she rolled over and was like "I gotta stop because I will do something I regret"

So this is

. I'm laying beside her in the dark.....horny as hell.....so...

I whip it out and start stroking

...I mean puttin in work. I don't know how I built up the nerve but I did. She obviously wasn't sleeping and was like "oh my gosh what are you doing????". I was like "ok I will stop." She said "well wait, you don't have to, can I watch?". I was like.........

. So she started kissing me while I was handling it and then eventually she moved her hand down....and then her head

. She asked me "is it gonna be alot?". I said "I dunno its always a suprise"

. A while later.....sho nuff Can't believe that whipping it out actually worked

lol good story I believe you... but you didnt smash

just dome?

Nah no smash but I could have. She is a virgin and having sex before marriage means that you can't get married in the temple. They are silly anal about that. I just respected that and I didn't want her to kill herself

. They next day she texted me thanking me for not having sex with her. But she said that I can't come over anymore

is this before or after you gave her flowers?

Hey man that is unnecessary

. This was a year ago

 

[keithsweatsjordans]

Well I have a very similar story to Young Sk8. I'm also 5'7, and me and my boys were having a conversation with some girls about "who puts it downthe best on the females". Since I was the shortest of the crew, my boys were using this as an advantage to exclude me from the running. So I bet oneshorty that I was the biggest of all the dudes there. So no lie, we all took turns going into a room (her mothers room, not sure why

)and showing the ladies what was up. I told the girls when I was in the roomthat they had to flash me in order for me to "get it up", even though it already was

. Only one did but she had the biggest set of them all so it was all good. Afterwe all showed, they announced I won, so clearly my swag was on a 100 thousand trillion the rest of the day. Later on, while my dudes were tag teaming a shortyin their friends room, I smashed shorty with the big breast on the bathroom floor.

I swear to God this actually happened, put it on my mama. From then on, I've had no problem whipping it out

 

[marlsj]

Originally Posted by rocman23

whipped it out in second grade under the desk, got the chick to touch it and touched her. as an adult havent whipped it out

Wow.

 

[youngsk8]

See KS these boys don't know fam lol

 

[stay lurkin]

Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Well I have a very similar story to Young Sk8. I'm also 5'7, and me and my boys were having a conversation with some girls about "who puts it down the best on the females". Since I was the shortest of the crew, my boys were using this as an advantage to exclude me from the running. So I bet one shorty that I was the biggest of all the dudes there. So no lie, we all took turns going into a room (her mothers room, not sure why

)and showing the ladies what was up. I told the girls when I was in the room that they had to flash me in order for me to "get it up", even though it already was

. Only one did but she had the biggest set of them all so it was all good. After we all showed, they announced I won, so clearly my swag was on a 100 thousand trillion the rest of the day. Later on, while my dudes were tag teaming a shorty in their friends room, I smashed shorty with the big breast on the bathroom floor.

I swear to God this actually happened, put it on my mama. From then on, I've had no problem whipping it out

So how big are we talkin' here

 

[psykho]

Originally Posted by JordanHead2

I'm 1 for 1. Next week is Homecoming... so maybe a possible 2 for 2

what's your idea

 

[hollakid619]

I whipped it out on this chick back in 9th grade the day I met her. She straight played me. Now we been together almost 5yrs and have a 2yr old daughter

 

[jwalker123]

im going to try this some time this week

 

[doosta45]

what happened to page 5?

 

[streetsmarts]

Originally Posted by memphisboi55

henz0 wrote:

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Girl was sitting on my lap.. I told her to get up for a second.. Whipped it out.... Got the Bop

ol i wanna be a journeyman type of president smh