NT, tell your "whip it out" stories

[damelloyellow15]

time number 2 i was at this girls house i met at a bar in santa monica on super bowl sunday colts vs bears. after the game she told me to go to her house to smoke with her, she kept on putting my hands on her breasts when we were at the bar so i figured i had to take action when we got to her house. after smoking blunt number 2 i proceeded to whip it out, she domed me up, i went to the corner store by her house to get condoms and smashed and stayed the night at her house. the next morning she told me her car broke down so she couldn't take me home, she asked me where i lived and she was like damn you live far, heres $80 im going to call a taxi to take you home once i go to work. she gave me the $80 and told me to wait for the taxi after she left. once she left i said eff that i'm taking the bus home and keeping that $80

 

[3 things i need]

Here's my story I was a freshmen at purdue cal, and I was cool with these two females who were juniors. It was just another day until they asked what I wason for the night. So they invite me to chill with them and drink a little so I'm like sure. We taken shots of Bacardi 151 and watching family guy (random Iknow). So I'm close to passin out on the floor when one of the chicks whips it out and starts licking the sack as the other bopped me up. They took me tothe basement and I proceeded hit both from the back. And there u have it...

 

[everydaykicks]

After football game girl wanted to hangout
I gave her a ride home and we chilled
She got really close to me and started kissing me
I took her hand and placed it on the D
She started rubbing it and then stopped (I was like damn when that happened

)

So I thought what would NT want me to do...So I Whipped it out!!

And then, BAM! she went to work

 

[thewealth]

Originally Posted by 3 Things I Need

Here's my story I was a freshmen at purdue cal, and I was cool with these two females who were juniors. It was just another day until they asked what I was on for the night. So they invite me to chill with them and drink a little so I'm like sure. We taken shots of Bacardi 151 and watching family guy (random I know). So I'm close to passin out on the floor when one of the chicks whips it out and starts licking the sack as the other bopped me up. They took me to the basement and I proceeded hit both from the back. And there u have it...

You win.

 

[Master Zik]

Originally Posted by YoungSk8

I remember back in '01 I had to whip it out!!! At the time girls were thinking since I'm 5'7'' and a buck fifty i would be packing something small and fragile. "boy were they wrong!!" so me and my boys are chillin at these girls house and the girls bring up "D" so they go down the line asking/guessing what we had stored away and when they get to me they laugh and try to skip me. so i told them if one of ya'll get me up i'll whip it out for all ya'll to see. so one girl hops up and starts working her magic, after a few sec. my tent is fully pitched and i whip it out for the ladies. they are like

so now you know my head is blown up!! lol later the girl that was working her magic took me in her room and did our thing. you know ladies they talk, so word spread like a L.A. wild fire and it's been on ever since.

You disgracing all the liars that ever lived. Son your cliche lines(underlined). corny sayings(bold & italicized), and you're use of

for the girl's reactions disgust me. Shh is akin to the Harlem Shakestory in how text book it was. Even if this happened to some guy somewhere the way this was told

*Cue c'mon son gif*

Originally Posted by 3 Things I Need

Here's my story I was a freshmen at purdue cal, and I was cool with these two females who were juniors. It was just another day until they asked what I was on for the night. So they invite me to chill with them and drink a little so I'm like sure. We taken shots of Bacardi 151 and watching family guy (random I know). So I'm close to passin out on the floor when one of the chicks whips it out and starts licking the sack as the other bopped me up. They took me to the basement and I proceeded hit both from the back. And there u have it...

Pics to verify your win.

 

[marionthebarberian]

back in 7th grade computer class i sat next to this a little above average girl in the corner of the classroom, i think we were talking bout this !!!* and iasked her if she woulda done the same. she said no, so i whipped it out and this broad gave me a hj. had to go home during the middle of the day to shower andchange.

9th grade i had this parent developing class and me and this chick were the only ones there that day, the teacher asked us if it was cool if she ran to thestore for the period and that if we would not tell anyone and #+$*, we were like yea its cool. teacher left, we locked the door then she was getting somethingand was bending over and my d just got hard. I looked at her +$% and said, "got damn" while still bended over she said, "what are you lookingat", and as she was turning around i pulled down my pants and broad was cheesing hard than a motha, she gave me a top 5 dome that ive had..$*@$+ was oneof the finest if not the finest chick at school.

11th grade, i was talking with this group of chicks and this chick was talking bout she never has seen an actual +#*% and i was like,"for real?" ,and she said yeah and her friends also said she hasnt seen an actual one, so i whipped it out for her to see and i guess she couldnt resist and touched itwhich led to another hj...

good times I had at school.

 

[ugk4life]

hahah there are some great stories goin on in here...lol

-Tyler

 

[frank 7he t4nk]

lulz.

 

[miketysonthekiller]

Some of these seem straight fictional.

 

[the filipino dream]

great thread

 

[jpioneer]

We need stories of random occasions though.

 

[marionthebarberian]

Originally Posted by JPioneer

We need stories of random occasions though.

i do have a failed attempt.. we just got through eating at hooters and while on our way to her crib we were talking about school and all of a sudden i justdecided to whip it out. she gave me a

followed by " your stupid".

 

[ac4three]

This thread is awesome!

 

[c hanna]

if the story about the mom is true then bow down to this man

 

[imsojayded]

it works...

 

[kicktionair]

Good thread

 

[kix4kix]

So many tales being told in here.

 

[doosta45]

Originally Posted by imsojayded

it works...

 

[stunthard]

it worked once for me, as well as once terribly.

the one time it worked, the chick was in the middle of deciding whether to cheat on her fiance (laying down naked in my bed), and i WIO, and she just coveredher face in shame and took the goods.

the other time, ol' girl looked at me like, "what are you doing?" that made me feel like a rapist, so i put it back up and bounced.




nevertheless, its all about the right place/ right time.

 

[importking]

never change.

 

[lrrr]

You fail at life if you whip it out while you're having a normal non-sexual conversation

 

[36Hypno]

This chick on facebook posted a vid asking who just whips it out. She went on a date with a dude and it was awful. She asked dude to take her home and he pullsinto a parking lot and whips it out. Ill try and find the vid when I get off work. It was hilarious.

 

[lonelyboysole]

Originally Posted by AC4Three

This thread is awesome!

 

[starzinoureyes]

i was dating some guy for a couple of weeks. one night, we were hanging out after a movie & we started kissing. he was frustrated that i wasn't movingpast that so he whipped it out & said "can you @ least just touch it? just touch it, i don't want you to do anything else. pleeeease"(y'know, in that whiny little #%#+@ tone) i laughed and told him to take me the %@+@ home. needless to say, it was quite possibly the most awkward car rideof my life.

 

[put em up]

^^ Wack az tease.



Anywho, im not the type to call another mans story a lie. But damn some of you dudes have porno scripted stories.