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So my buddy (300+ pound Samoan) goes over to his girlfriends house to meet her family for the first time. It's Hawaii, so everyone is kicking it in the garage having drinks, eating food, and listening to music. He is having a blast and going to town on some fresh poke (raw fish with seasonings) and ice cold heinekens... suddenly, he gets the bubble guts.
He sneakily makes his way to the outside garage bathroom and starts destructing. He told me, and I quote, "everything came flying out in one fut. bra, the water even splashed my balls", so obviously he had to wipe a lot. He then went to flush, and Ben Stiller'd the toilet. The doo doo water started coming up, fast, and he couldn't shut the water off because the valve was on the other side of the wall. The brown sludge made it's way out the door, and started seaping into the garage where everyone was kicking it.
He took the L, came out apologizing, cleaned up the best he could. Then, decided to just start walking home once everything was clean...
His girl came chasing after him, and walked with him back assuring him that it wasn't a big deal... this took place 5 years ago, and the crazy thing is, they are married today
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He sneakily makes his way to the outside garage bathroom and starts destructing. He told me, and I quote, "everything came flying out in one fut. bra, the water even splashed my balls", so obviously he had to wipe a lot. He then went to flush, and Ben Stiller'd the toilet. The doo doo water started coming up, fast, and he couldn't shut the water off because the valve was on the other side of the wall. The brown sludge made it's way out the door, and started seaping into the garage where everyone was kicking it.
He took the L, came out apologizing, cleaned up the best he could. Then, decided to just start walking home once everything was clean...
His girl came chasing after him, and walked with him back assuring him that it wasn't a big deal... this took place 5 years ago, and the crazy thing is, they are married today
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doo doo stories make me laugh every single time I hear one...
let's go NT