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Then why can't you %!#%+$+ aim at the urinal? I'm tired of seeing puddles and @!*% and having to take an extra wide stance to avoid them. I'mstarting to wonder if some of y'all should sit down just to pee.
NT we are all grown men here right?
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why are you sitting on the toilet at all?
and yes I $@$% standing up before you ask
and yes I $@$% standing up before you ask
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i go to public urinals in my galoshes
antonlavey
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Someone went dookie in the urinal
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Them joints stink too bad fam.. I whip out my +%%% and keep it moving with a QUICKNESS
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i don't even like using public restrooms
i handle my business at home
i handle my business at home
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it is pretty tough when you are in a hurry to pee.
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Sometimes I'm in a rush and dont care. Some public restrooms are OD weird and disgusting. Why are used tampons in the MENS restroom for example.
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Tell that to the my fellow peers.
I swear they're like dogs.
I swear they're like dogs.
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I've been known to kick people in the hindquarters to push them up closer. Seen one dude standin' back like 3 feet
. I told him, "Youfoolin' no one shrimp d*** take a step closer." For those saying it's hard when you're in a hurry just know that I hate you.
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Kinda off topic, but I'm an assistant for a professor at UCSD and I stepped out to use the faculty restroom. This other professor walks in and goes to theurinal right next to me when there are 5 other urianals and just rips this loud @#$ fart. I busted out laughing as I left the restroom.
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Really i hate that *%+* when there are 10 urinals and just you and some random dude comes in and gots to get right next to you and then try and spark a convoor crack a joke..
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SdotCAR619 wrote:
Kinda off topic, but I'm an assistant for a professor at UCSD and I stepped out to use the faculty restroom. This other professor walks in and goes to the urinal right next to me when there are 5 other urianals and just rips this loud @#$ fart. I busted out laughing as I left the restroom.
DeadsetAce
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I still wanna know how people wash their hands by just swiping them quickly under the faucet with no soap. Disgusting.
fifthname
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Originally Posted by ReliantJ
Originally Posted by Sorkoram
Them joints stink too bad fam.. I whip out my +%%% and keep it moving with a QUICKNESS
High School restrooms are the worst. Dudes dropping a duce on the floor and peeing on the toilet paper.
Damn kids
We used to drop bombs in the top part of the toilet and that +$%% would be stinkin for days
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If I go to the bathroom in public, I usually go into one of the stalls...the floor is usually a lot cleaner, and I don't have to worry about going ankledeep in someone else's urine.
fifthname
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If you're just taking a piss, it isn't even that serious. Do you know how many more germs you would be exposed to by using someone else's cellphone as opposed to shaking their hand after they just took a wizz? A lot more.
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Yeah, I swear some dudes need a laser pointer attached 2 their inner thighs, cuz they natural aimin system is not workin...wadin though puddles of piss infresh kicks FTL...
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Co-sign
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now thats better than most people out hear that dont wash their hands at all
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tmay - are you an Aggie?
DeadsetAce
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Nah man, I'm talking about popping a squat and dropping one.
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Originally Posted by FifthName
Originally Posted by ReliantJ
Originally Posted by Sorkoram
Them joints stink too bad fam.. I whip out my +%%% and keep it moving with a QUICKNESS
High School restrooms are the worst. Dudes dropping a duce on the floor and peeing on the toilet paper.
Damn kids
We used to drop bombs in the top part of the toilet and that +$%% would be stinkin for days
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Just be glad you don't see poop above your heads stuck on the ceiling. And, I've witnessed that.
