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I legit thought the same thing^That is some of the dumbest **** I've ever read. She can't be that dumb.
My roommate would rather eat shrooms than smoke weed.
Not the dumbest thing, but I don't get that notion.
White lady asks my Latino friend "do you speak Mexican?"
His response "yeah, do you speak white lady?"
Close chick friend of mine said, "Who's Jason Waterfalls in the TLC song?"... as in "Don't go chasin' (Jason) waterfalls..."
White lady asks my Latino friend "do you speak Mexican?"
His response "yeah, do you speak white lady?"
Close chick friend of mine said, "Who's Jason Waterfalls in the TLC song?"... as in "Don't go chasin' (Jason) waterfalls..."
Oh god I actually know someone that thought it was "GO GO JASON WATERFALLS"
Anyway...
Dumbest thing I heard in astronomy class... We had a lecture on Pluto and in the powerpoint our teacher showed an actual photo of Pluto and it was actually this image:
And someone asked, "Why is it censored?"
I was in the line at Wal-Mart and I noticed one of my professors was in line. They had some hood n's in dat thing and they were pickin on all the white people at the front of the store. She was totally pissed off at where she was. So I tapped her on the shoulder to ask if she was in the line and she jumped and said "Can't you young hoods just grow up?! Go get an education or something!"... I responded, "Oh, ok Professor Duncan.. thanks for the A- on my paper though" , shook my head and walked on. She was yelling I'm Sorry really loud while I was walking to another line. All the rest of those days in class were straight awkward for her. I definitely got an A in that class
This was the dumbest story that I've read in a while.I was in the line at Wal-Mart and I noticed one of my professors was in line. They had some hood n's in dat thing and they were pickin on all the white people at the front of the store. She was totally pissed off at where she was. So I tapped her on the shoulder to ask if she was in the line and she jumped and said "Can't you young hoods just grow up?! Go get an education or something!"... I responded, "Oh, ok Professor Duncan.. thanks for the A- on my paper though" , shook my head and walked on. She was yelling I'm Sorry really loud while I was walking to another line. All the rest of those days in class were straight awkward for her. I definitely got an A in that class
Girl I used to talk to.
I pick her up in my car
I get in and adjust the steering wheel.
she says
"What are you doing?"
Me
"What do you mean?"
Her
"Did you break your steering wheel already, this car looks pretty new."
Me
"I'm just adjusting the steering wheel"
Her
"That is so weird."
Me
""
Girl I used to talk to.
I pick her up in my car
I get in and adjust the steering wheel.
she says
"What are you doing?"
Me
"What do you mean?"
Her
"Did you break your steering wheel already, this car looks pretty new."
Me
"I'm just adjusting the steering wheel"
Her
"That is so weird."
Me
""
well it is weird that you're adjusting your steering wheel in your own car after driving it over to somebody's place.
I heard some teenagers in the mall talking about them re-releasing Titanic in 3D. One girl was explaining that she thought the movie was based on a real story, but she wasn't sure. She said ships sank all the time back then but didn't think the Titanic hit an iceberg and sank in 1912. And that it was probably pirates.
I laughed so hard.
These little morons need to watch the History Channel or pick up a book more often.