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I'm going to be dressed as our nation's President this weekend, and I was hoping you guys have some great Obama pickup lines.
eg. "Yo, I might not be Bill Clinton, but you wanna be my Monica?" (works really great if the girl is named Monica...Other than that, I'm worried these 18-22 year old's won't understand the reference).
"Damn girl are you related to William Taft? 'Cuz you're fat/phat" (I dont think that one can be interpreted correctly verbally)
"I dont know if you know this or not, but I suck Ve-Toes" (doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but I'm really high right now and I found it hilarious)
What do you guys got?
eg. "Yo, I might not be Bill Clinton, but you wanna be my Monica?" (works really great if the girl is named Monica...Other than that, I'm worried these 18-22 year old's won't understand the reference).
"Damn girl are you related to William Taft? 'Cuz you're fat/phat" (I dont think that one can be interpreted correctly verbally)
"I dont know if you know this or not, but I suck Ve-Toes" (doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but I'm really high right now and I found it hilarious)
What do you guys got?