OFFICIAL 2023-24 FOOTY THREAD ⚽️: Champions League semifinals this week

[sonoftony]

 

[Coupé It]

“Arsenal are playing like garbage wahhhhhh”

“Porto is on the floor wahhhhhhhhhh”


No MFers. You were NUETRALIZED. Not a SINGLE shot on target.

We made you play our game. We controlled it defensively and took advantage of your mistakes. Perfectly executed by Conceição.

 

[Coupé It]

HOJE É DIA DE FESTAAAAAAAA

FORÇA DRAGÕES!!!!!!

 

[Coupé It]

 

[Coupé It]

Imagine Arsenal thinking they can bully us. We don’t care what’s happening in the EPL.

THIS IS THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.

 

[Verde Shuttles]

Never change arsenal

 

[MetalMario]

In half time randomness (of the two leg matchup) here's the God

 

[Belgium]

For reference about the referee I mentioned earlier...
Felix Zwayer accepted a $300 bribe to help an extremely corrupt referee named Robert Hoyzer fix a match, and then he later snitched on him when Hoyzer was being investigated.
Since then, Zwayer has been blatantly lying about his involvement in bribery and the testimony he gave. According to his testimony, Hoyzer unsuccessfully offered him bribes multiple times and showed him large amounts of cash.

Yet in public, Zwayer claims he never accepted a bribe and had no knowledge of any prior attempts to fix matches. Which is the polar opposite of his own testimony in the investigation, and his "I never accepted a bribe" shtick is just playing semantics.
Due to the lack of any paper trail and cooperating against Hoyzer, he was only suspended 6 months for not refusing a bribe, rather than accepting a bribe. So he uses that to play semantics and act like he's just an honorable man who immediately alerted authorities about being offered a bribe, which isn't the case either. He did voluntarily contact investigators to cooperate but only after reports of Hoyzer being under investigation.

Bellingham was actually fined at Dortmund for saying something along the lines of 'what do you expect from a match fixer' after Zwayer made a controversial penalty call for Bayern that gave them a late win over Dortmund.

 

[Belgium]

Before the season we joked about Harry Kane not winning any major trophies at Bayern, but that's looking more and more like reality this year.

What if it was Kane who cursed us, not Spurs who cursed Kane

 

[cs02132]

Next game is Newcastle too which is just gonna be a Stoke version of this game

 

[flyeed]

 

[jape]

cot damn when you put it like that. is this true?

 

[LA Diggler]

They left the FA Cup off to get the tweet off

 

[jape]

 

[rolaholic]

They really got a random dude with a big *** nose for Depardieu

Creative as hell

 

[Coupé It]

Couple times he ripped the ball from Martinelli 1 v 1. One of them was a huge play.

 

[rolaholic]

Onana ruined it for him

 

[Coupé It]

 

[rolaholic]

 

[Bantz Lord T]

Headed up to Fort Lauderdale to watch the Barcelona retirement home in action

 

[aepps20]

HOJE É DIA DE FESTAAAAAAAA

FORÇA DRAGÕES!!!!!!

I was singing da Champions League theme when this goal went in.

 

[Bantz Lord T]

HOJE É DIA DE FESTAAAAAAAA

FORÇA DRAGÕES!!!!!!

Thread title change in honor of your club

 

[Coupé It]

Thread title change in honor of your club

Love it. And thank you brother.

But to be factual it’s 2x former European Champion.

 

[vtotheinay]

 

[Bantz Lord T]

Love it. And thank you brother.

But to be factual it’s 2x former European Champion.

Fixed