OFFICIAL FOOTY THREAD ⚽️: Rodri wins 2024 Ballon d’Or

[fluid hips]

Barca byke

 

[Bosa]

What formation Real doing? Almost look like 3 in the back and miltao having trouble on that rcb

 

[pums]

Most optimistic ive felt about Arsenal heading into the season . I might f around and fly to watch a game this year

 

[fluid hips]

Tiki Taka on that as s

 

[haicheo]

What formation Real doing? Almost look like 3 in the back and miltao having trouble on that rcb

4-3-3

Militao is on vacay and he still isnt jelling well with Rudi.

Middle 3 is the future boys but they still have alot to learn from KCM

Up top its Vini trying his best but he seems out of it without KB9…..and bless Hazard’s soul but I just dont see him being successful as a false 9


But again…its preseason

 

[Coupé It]

Yo did you guys hear the guy on TV?

 

[moiety]

Yo did you guys hear the guy on TV?

The utd bit?.. Yo was that you??

 

[Coupé It]

The utd bit?.. Yo was that you??

See everyone thinks it’s always just me.

Trust me - the rest of the World think United are a joke too.

Dude said something like “if I was Frenkie I’d do anything I could to stay away from Manchester United too. Play me at CB then, I’m still staying”.

 

[Coupé It]

Asensio is such a bum.

 

[HNL HI]

Just out of curiosity…

What in the hell could United do to stop it?

They don’t have that kind of pull like that anymore.

lol yeah Im just saying, after rumors about United wanting him only for him to end up there.

 

[MetalMario]

Why is the booing for Pique? I’m lost

 

[HNL HI]

Why is the booing for Pique? I’m lost

maybe theyre pro Shakira

 

[flyeed]

bless Hazard’s soul but I just dont see him being successful as a false 9


But again…its preseason

I’m not seeing it either. I’m scared to say bring back CR7 on a huge pay cut even half-seriously because it means barring a treble we’ll have to hear coupe mention it all season.

 

[CHAOSE57]

El Clasico gonna be good again

 

[flyeed]

I know it’s preseason, but the reality this is just how we always look without Benz. Something needs to be done.

Side note, but I feel bad for the Madrid fans that traveled/paid and didn’t get a goal to celebrate.

 

[fluid hips]

Frenkie a bum too. Just out there doing some lite jogging

 

[fluid hips]

Two clear handballs not called by the refs

Kessie should've scored that. Gave it right to Thibault

Ceballos always doing the dummying/faking when it's not necessary

Mariano being Mariano. Chillin and collecting like Bale

 

[noskey]

Yooo shout out to the dip**** non-Timbers-fan sitting behind me at the Timbers game that threw up onto the bleachers I was standing on in the 2nd half. Glad my shoes didn't get puke on them and ruin an otherwise fantastic game/night.

 

[Bosa]

Vid of pique gettn booed?

 

[Bosa]

Barca byke

Ahhh yes. Good ol pre season take. INJECT IT TO MY VIENSS ..

 

[Bosa]

So my cousin said. El clasico game was the best game he seen in his life. He goes to a lot of LA FC games btw.

 

[Bosa]

What cuzzo said. Im sure its diff experience for ya who went to real games..

 

[El Argentino]

Vid of pique gettn booed?

He was boo’d loudly at every touch. It was great.

 

[El Argentino]

What cuzzo said. Im sure its diff experience for ya who went to real games..

Watching Modric and Kroos IRL was unbelievable. They’re absolutely artisans out there.

Araujo impressed. Memphis passed my eye test. Dude was spilling sauce all over the field.

Rudi looks like an absolute beast. Tchouameni was authoritative. Camavinga has quite a shimmy on him. Valverde had the stadium on its feet w/ that volley into the corner of the post. But there was really no attacking cut and thrust whatsoever w/o Benz. Vini was relatively quiet but for the one exploding run at about 40min in the 1st half that sparked an almost-brawl.

Don’t get Ancelotti not vibing w/ Mendy. Dude was easily their best and most consistent defender last year, absolutely owning that left side.

 

[AZwildcats]

if it’s Havertz and Werner leading the line for us this season, we aren’t getting top 4.

The silver lining is Koulibaly though, dude looks classy