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- leaves doors unlocked (car and home)
- turns heat of in the winter, blast the ac in the summer (with window open)
- waits until i'm leaving the house then she has "something to do too"
- states something LIFE ALTERING or of DIRE IMPORTANCE in casual convo and expects me to remember
a man with a staff and white beard said you're the chosen one. did you see jersey shore last night?...i love you.)
- isn't in the mood when i'm showered, fresh and energetic...then turns into a sexual beast when i'm musty and tired returning from the gym
- cooks meals she knows i HATE and gonna say "i'm not hungry"...then stroll in the house with jimmy johns and says "i' figured you weren't hungry"
- hovers when i'm online and asks random questions to get my attention, then when i'm offline and attentive has her face glued to her iphone texting friends and od'ing with facebook
...there's more but i'd thought i'd share those